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microhomologied adj. Having drunk enough to identify the same short sequence in the toast, the sofa and the glass of water. microhooked adj. Having drunk more than the evening allowed, and catching on every tiny projection between sofa and kitchen. microhotplated adj. You have drunk enough to regard a microscopic warming surface as an adequate kitchen. Iskandar was microhotplated, warming one pea beside the glass of water. microhoused adj. You are drunk and confined to a tiny rhythmic domesticity, with the sofa providing the main beat. microhousinged adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the household to one small apartment's worth of movement, furniture and water. Nijae was microhousinged, living entirely between the sofa arm and the coffee table. microhybrided adj. Drunk beyond trusting the engine to stay running, and repeatedly restarting the conversation at the bar. microhydranencephalied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head small on useful ideas and generously fluid on the rest. Skippy got microhydranencephalied and spent an hour explaining the optics of a wet beer mat. microhydrodynamicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that every small movement in the glass produces a complicated wake. microhydroed adj. Drunk, with the result that the trickle from the hand pump seems sufficient to power the whole pub. Ethan-thomas went microhydroed and declared the dripping tap an electricity scheme. microhydrogenationed adj. Drunk to the extent of selectively smoothing every sharp remark while leaving the underlying unsaturation intact. Vern went microhydrogenationed and softened his criticism without withdrawing it. microhydropowered adj. Drunk on the strength of a small natural flow, and convinced the bar can be run from it. microhylided adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of sitting very still before making one surprisingly resonant contribution. microhymenopteranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving busily between conversations with a sting reserved for the landlord. Jamielee was microhymenopteranned, buzzing between conversations with a sting reserved for the landlord. microidentitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a very small, highly specialised version of oneself. microimaged adj. Still drunk, and represented in the room only by a tiny, determined expression above the glass. Tenayah remained microimaged behind the pump, visible chiefly as a fixed smile. microimageried adj. Too drunk to perceive the room directly, relying instead on a series of minute impressions from the bar. Dwala got microimageried and reconstructed the evening from labels, coasters and crumbs.