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microimaginged adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect every small feature of the pub as though it required close examination. microimmunoanalyzered adj. Having drunk enough to test minute samples of everyone else's mood before offering an unsolicited diagnosis. microimmunofluorescenced adj. Having drunk more than the evidence warrants, and glowing faintly whenever anyone mentions another round. Braidon became microimmunofluorescenced, lighting up at the mere sight of the bar towel. microimpedanced adj. You have drunk enough to offer almost no resistance to any suggestion involving crisps or another half. microimplanted adj. You are drunk and carrying one small, immovable conviction, usually that the next drink is medicinal. Gwanda got microimplanted with the belief that a final half would settle everything. microinched adj. Of a drinker: advancing towards the exit by minute distances, each requiring a fresh pause at the bar. microincinerationed adj. Of a drinker who has burnt the evening down to tiny visible remnants and is examining them for evidence. Emberly got microincinerationed and inspected the ash beneath the beer garden heater. microincineratored adj. Describing a drinker who sterilises every conversation with dry heat, leaving no warmth or open flame. Ryusei went microincineratored and reduced the birthday toast to clinically safe remarks. microincisioned adj. A drinker who makes microscopic cuts in the conversation until the subject has quietly bled away. Lilyah became microincisioned and trimmed each story into smaller, less recognisable pieces. microinclusioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every small imperfection in the pint becomes part of its character. microincrementationed adj. The condition of a drinker who advances each remark by a fraction until a simple answer becomes a speech. microincremented adj. The state of being drunk and improving one's position towards the bar by almost imperceptible amounts. Debrisha became microincremented, gaining one coaster's width on the bar every quarter-hour. microincubationed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a small, warm idea under development until it hatches at the bar. Casey-jay became microincubationed and nursed an impractical plan beneath his pint. microincubatored adj. Reduced by drink to a small warm chamber for one developing notion, preferably involving a taxi home. Iula was microincubatored, sheltering the growing belief that the sofa counted as transport. microindelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to making very short alterations to the conversation. microindentationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the smallest possible impression wherever the evening has tested him.