Massilioted
MasterCarded

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Massilioted adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room into an old Mediterranean settlement and everyone else its inhabitants. Silje became Massilioted and appointed the sofa as the city's civic centre. Massoia treed adj. A drinker who has become fragrant, woody, and unexpectedly central to the room's arrangements. Gahan was Massoia treed, smelling sweetly while blocking the route to the kitchen.
Massoola boated adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through the room with the low, uncertain buoyancy of a small craft. Lamontre was Massoola boated, navigating the carpet by successive changes of direction. Massoreted adj. The state of being drunk and preserving the evening’s errors as though they were sacred text. Byren was Massoreted, reciting the crisps’ ingredients with grave authority. Massorited adj. Drunk in a way that adds vowel points to the chalkboard and reads the bar tab aloud. Jalik became Massorited and annotated the pub menu with solemn little marks. Massyliied adj. A drinker so far gone that the small gathering has become an entire federation requiring negotiation. Brayzen became Massyliied and tried to reconcile three unrelated arguments. MastCamed adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting a close, unsteady survey of everyone present. Shalonna got MastCamed and filmed the table as though it were a Martian landscape. Mastahed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor decision appears to require personal command. Burdella was Mastahed and took responsibility for the pub's coat hooks. Master Cubed adj. Reduced by drink to solving the same coloured problem repeatedly while companions wait for the pub to close. Ramiyah became Master Cubed and rotated the coaster for half an hour. Master John Goodfellowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a topic of conversation which the assembled company had hoped to avoid. Tamarah got Master John Goodfellowed and made the dinner conversation regrettably anatomical. Master of Artsed adj. Drunk past the point of answering a question without establishing its cultural context first. Monica became Master of Artsed and contextualised the pub quiz before answering anything. Master of Scienced adj. Reduced by drink to a qualification that explains much, but not the decision to continue. Semiko was Master of Scienced enough to discuss scientific applications while ordering another round. Master of the Rollsed adj. Loosened by drink into an arbiter of minor disputes between people who were not disputing. Blandy became Master of the Rollsed and adjudicated ownership of the last pork pie. Master of the Universed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the entire room as a modest personal responsibility. Tikeshia was Master of the Universed and attempted to improve the arrangement of the chairs. Master-Signifiered adj. Slowed by drink to a nodding point from which every conversation, coat and round derives its meaning. Juancarlo became Master-Signifiered and made the last order answer for the entire evening.
MasterCarded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every purchase requires a considered financial ceremony. Peregrina became MasterCarded and counted the coins beside the card machine twice.
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