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microknolled adj. Drunk on the strength of a very small rise in the floor, which now appears considerable. microlabelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning tiny labels to matters nobody has classified. microlabored adj. Still drunk, and employed on small tasks whose larger purpose is no longer available. microlaboured adj. Too drunk to undertake more than short pieces of work in someone else's larger scheme. microlactinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary milk as a product requiring a treatment history. microlamberted adj. Slowed by drink to one-millionth of a unit, particularly when negotiating the final step. Cristi became microlamberted halfway upstairs and required a measured pause on every tread. microlamed adj. Emboldened by drink to trust laminated timber with your balance on the stairs. Wynnie, microlamed, used the banister as though it were engineered lumber. microlaminationed adj. Drunk and separating into tiny, poorly coordinated layers whenever asked to stand still. microlanced adj. Drunk to the point where your needle-fine coordination is reserved for missing the glass. microlanceted adj. Drunk enough to make every small gesture feel like an operation requiring a very small blade. Romayssa became microlanceted and opened the crisps with grave surgical concentration. microlandscaped adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the stairs as terrain requiring artificial construction. Leilanie was microlandscaped and surveyed the three steps as a newly built country. microlaparoscopied adj. Drunk beyond the point where looking inside your own coordination reveals anything useful. Madelyne became microlaparoscopied and inspected her knees before attempting the stairs. microlaryngoscopied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every sentence into a close examination of the throat. microlasered adj. Drunk, with the result that your attention cuts a tiny bright path through the wrong part of the room. microlatticed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves your balance supported by a very small, very unreliable grid. Gerhard became microlatticed and distributed his weight across the landing with scientific care. microlayered adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring several thin levels of balance, none lasting long.