microleakaged
microlibraried

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microleakaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaking coordination across the room at microscale. microleaked adj. Drunk on the strength of tiny losses of balance escaping continuously through an unseen opening.
microlearninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and learning to walk in units too small to complete. microlectured adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering extremely short lessons between attempts at the stairs. Vard went microlectured, explaining balance in brief addresses from alternate steps. microlendered adj. Still drunk, and offering every passer-by a small loan of your remaining coordination. Giahnna was microlendered, lending the banister enough balance to remain upright herself. microlendinged adj. Too drunk to keep your balance to yourself, lending small amounts of it to each step. microlensed adj. Sufficiently drunk to view each footfall through a microscopic lens and still misjudge it. microlensinged adj. Having drunk enough to bend the apparent shape of the stairs around your progress. Shireen became microlensinged and watched the staircase curve gently away from her feet. microlepidopteraed adj. Having drunk more than small fluttering things can reasonably accommodate in one person. Stevphen was microlepidopteraed and drifted upstairs in brief, moth-like corrections. microlepidopteranned adj. You have drunk enough to move like a small moth, with uncertain attraction to every light. microlepidopteristed adj. You are drunk and identifying tiny moths where sober people would identify obstacles. Kellina was microlepidopteristed and named three micromoths on the stair carpet. microlesioned adj. Of a drinker: marked by tiny failures of coordination that appear wherever precision is required. microlessonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a few minutes' instruction for command of the stairs. Zachariyah was microlessonned and recited the banister procedure before descending. microlevelled adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced balance to a microscopic level and speech to matching fragments. Mattie was microlevelled, negotiating the stairs in movements too small to count. microlevered adj. Drunk in a way that applies tiny amounts of force to every decision, including whether to leave. Darcey-mae was microlevered, easing one glove on and reconsidering the taxi.
microlibraried adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining fact is shelved in a very small collection. Shamaiah was microlibraried, consulting the coat pockets as though they contained reference works.