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microlichened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you spread thinly across the pavement and difficult to distinguish from it. Natricia was microlichened beside the taxi rank, occupying the pavement in two dimensions. microlidared adj. Drunk to the extent of locating the way home by invisible pulses and refusing ordinary directions. Frederico went microlidared after closing, mapping the route by signals no one else could see. microlifed adj. Drunk on the strength of numerous tiny organisms, or of several drinks too small to count individually. microlighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and airborne in spirit if not yet clear of the bar. microlightered adj. Drunk by the third round, and piloting the journey home with an aviator's misplaced confidence. Ruman was microlightered, steering towards the taxi rank by landmarks only he recognised. microlightinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the walk home as recreational aviation. Roshida was microlightinged, banking round parked cars on the way to the station. microlinguisticsed adj. Still drunk, and analysing the evening's speech without attending to what anyone meant. Essy was microlinguisticsed, correcting the structure of the taxi driver's farewell. microlipided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a beneficial oil emulsion from the contents of the last round. microlipidomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to inventory every small oily remnant of the evening's drinking. Jewelia was microlipidomed, cataloguing the sheen on each empty glass. microlissencephalied adj. Having drunk enough to lose both the usual folds of thought and the sense of where home is. microlited adj. Having drunk more than the evening's small mineral allowance, and becoming chemically immovable near the bar. Wakeelah was microlited after the third round, dense beside the fruit machine. microliteratured adj. You have drunk enough to produce brief accounts containing very little new information. microlitered adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to measuring the evening in millionths of a drink. microlithed adj. You are drunk and carrying out small, primitive acts of tool use upon the furniture. microlithiasised adj. Of a drinker: carrying a great many tiny stones, chiefly in the pockets after last orders. microlithisationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the walk home into the gradual production of small hard objects. Emlyn was microlithisationed, making pebbles of every biscuit offered on the way home.