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Mastercarded (/ˈmæstə(ɹ)ˌkɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk and charging the evening to an account whose future remains theoretical. Boback was Mastercarded and offered to settle the entire table by electronic means. Mastered adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses every acquaintance with ceremonious, unnecessary formality. Xaidyn got Mastered and called the barman by his surname throughout the evening. Mastiffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and guarding the doorway with powerful, deep-chested certainty. Allishia stood Mastiffed beside the exit and confidently decided who was fit to leave. Mastino Napoletanoed adj. Drunk to the point where a quiet room acquires the protective presence of a large dog. Rayha became Mastino Napoletanoed and stationed herself beside the crisps. Mastodonianed adj. Drunk past the point of posting publicly, and of remembering which audience was intended. Taisiya got Mastodonianed and published a thoughtful complaint about the pub's lighting. Mastodonned (/ˈmæs.tə.dɒnd/) adj. Drunk enough to proceed heavily, with more machinery than the occasion requires. Samijo arrived Mastodonned and took the longest possible route to the bar. Masurianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home retains a reliable geography. Keana became Masurianed and placed the station somewhere beyond the car park. Mat'led adj. Drunk beyond recognising what can be shaped, handled or usefully assembled. Corney was Mat'led and tried to construct a useful object from napkins and cutlery. Mata Haried adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary question appear confidential. Ravyn became Mata Haried and whispered the dinner menu as though it were classified. Matabeled adj. Drunk, with the result that a crowd is treated as a single administrative matter. Evelean became Matabeled and attempted to organise everyone near the loos. Matacoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the name of the next street uncertain. Sheraton was Matacoed and asked the signpost which direction it recommended. Matagalpaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a whole gathering seem like one person to consult. Vandon became Matagalpaed and addressed the entire table as though it were a colleague. Matagalpanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar place name, with little further knowledge of it. Jarmila grew Matagalpanned and claimed the distant town explained the evening's difficulties. Mathematics A'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing only the least demanding calculations. Dayvion was Mathematics A'd and used a receipt to divide the bill into manageable portions. Mathematics B'd adj. Still drunk, and occupying the middle ground between calculation and complete surrender. Dhilon remained Mathematics B'd and solved the bill after several quiet revisions. Mathematics C'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt the most advanced calculation available, without requiring its completion. Jameera was Mathematics C'd and began deriving a formula for the queue.