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micromillinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every remaining household task to very small components. Farrar went micromillinged, tackling the washing-up one teaspoon at a time. micromineraled adj. Having drunk enough to require only trace amounts of nourishment, preferably delivered on a plate. Colby-lee was micromineraled, accepting one pea and a glass of water as supper. micromineralogied adj. Having drunk more than enough to examine the kitchen floor for minerals under the nearest lamp. Asalee became micromineralogied and studied a grain of salt beside the kettle. microminiatured adj. You are drunk and reduced to a particularly small version of yourself beneath the sitting-room blanket. microminiaturisationed adj. Of a drinker: the evening has compressed every ambition into one small glass of water. Brianna-leigh was microminiaturisationed, with the kitchen reduced to the distance of a hand. microminiaturizationed adj. Of a drinker who has compressed the entire night's activity into a tiny, carefully guarded domestic radius. microminied adj. You have drunk enough to make a very short skirt seem entirely suitable for fetching water. microminipiged adj. Describing a drinker who has become very small, experimental, and unexpectedly attached to the kitchen floor. micromirrored adj. A drinker who reflects every small movement in the room, particularly the journey of a water glass. Rodolfo was micromirrored, following the tumbler's progress from kitchen to sofa. micromixered adj. Drunk, with the result that every drop in the glass is being mixed by hand. Nioka spent ten minutes stirring a half pint as though calibrating a laboratory. micromixinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the contents of one glass diffuse into every conversation nearby. micromobilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a short journey, requiring a personal conveyance for the distance to the bar. Bareen was micromobilitied and hired a scooter to cross the car park. micromodelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small-scale representation of your former self. micromodellinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and constructing tiny explanations for large and unmanageable events. Cassiopeia spent the third round micromodelling the dispute over whose turn it was. micromodificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and altering every familiar procedure just enough to make it unusable. micromodularitied adj. Still drunk, and composed of small, interchangeable units of certainty, each concerning a different pub matter.