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Mathieu moonshined adj. Having drunk more than enough to discover a remarkable correspondence between unrelated things. Nandhana became Mathieu moonshined and connected the bar receipts with the seating plan. Mathkoutenched adj. The state of being drunk and distributed among the pub’s corners like loose change. Angeleigh was Mathkoutenched, turning up in every corner with a fresh account of the evening. Maths A'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to arithmetic with modest ambitions. Macaulley was Maths A'd and counted the remaining glasses without reaching a conclusion. Maths B'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a middle answer from an adequate one. Sophea was Maths B'd and placed the receipt between two plausible totals. Maths C'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard difficult arithmetic as a reasonable conversational subject. Amabel was Maths C'd and explained the upper limit of the bar tab to an uninterested stranger. Mathurinned adj. Drunk and offering solemnly binding help with the stairs, whether requested or not. Arthur-thomas was Mathurinned, steadying the banister as though it required pastoral care. Matied adj. Drunk to the point where every stair requires a brief academic pause. Marlenia became Matied and treated the landing as a university seminar. Matildaed (/məˈtɪldəd/) adj. Drunk enough to advance with the determination of a tank and the steering of neither. Emeryn was Matildaed and negotiated the corridor by successive impacts. Matilija poppied adj. Drunk past the point of uprightness, opening suddenly wherever the floor permits. Soreya was Matilija poppied and unfolded across the bottom stair. Matlatzincaed adj. Drunk beyond reliable balance, with the feet pursuing separate and unhelpful plans. Mavia was Matlatzincaed, each foot apparently taking independent advice on the stairs. Matrigelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body gelatinous, adhesive, and reluctant to pass through a doorway. Aeri was Matrigelled and remained attached to the banister halfway upstairs. Matrioshka brained adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several smaller, increasingly confused versions of the same conversation. Takesa was Matrioshka brained, repeating the staircase explanation at diminishing volume. Matrioted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a patriotic procession led by feminine principles. Kenzlynn got Matrioted and led the coat queue in a quiet hymn to sensible footwear. Matriotismed adj. A drinker who has transferred all patriotic feeling to the school, the hometown, and the parish noticeboard. Bonnie-rai grew Matriotismed and demanded a toast to the old sixth-form building. Mattaponied adj. Drunk on the strength of the banister, which has become the only recognised means of travel. Xzayden was Mattaponied and descended by gripping every available rail. Matthew principled (/ˈmæθjuː ˌpɹɪnsɪpəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving steadily more attention for every small failure of balance. Melaysia was Matthew principled, attracting assistance after each encounter with the furniture.