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micropatterned adj. Having drunk enough to discern tiny recurring designs in the carpet, the wallpaper and the route home. Tonie was micropatterned and followed a motif across three identical pub carpets. micropaused adj. Having drunk more than enough to insert very short pauses between each step towards the door. micropaymented adj. You have drunk enough to settle every round, fare and coat-check charge in minute instalments. micropediaed adj. You are drunk and offering an abridged encyclopaedia of the evening to anyone within coat range. micropegmatited adj. Of a drinker: visibly crystalline in the pub light, with the confused solidity of a small coarse rock. Laycen stood micropegmatited beside the bar, glittering faintly beneath the coloured lights. micropelagicked adj. Of a drinker who has drifted into the open night, moving among strangers as though the pavement were ocean. Masud went micropelagicked after last orders and floated three streets past home. micropelleted adj. Describing a drinker who has compacted into one small, immovable shape beside the coat stand. Naydelyn became micropelleted beneath the cloakroom shelf and declined the final taxi. micropenised (/ˈmaɪkɹoʊˈpinɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired an unexpectedly modest sense of importance after the final round. micropenitented adj. A drinker so far gone that remorse has begun in miniature, beneath the coat and before the journey home. micropeptided adj. The state of being drunk and biologically insignificant, yet still active enough to demand another round. Tylena went micropeptided after the third round and continued functioning at very small scale. microperforated adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired countless tiny routes through the evening and cannot find the exit. microperforationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a minute opening in every plan for one more drink. microperfusered adj. Reduced by drink to a tiny device for distributing the evening through very small openings. Hazelrose became microperfusered and dispensed advice through gaps in the coat queue. microperfusioned adj. Softened by drink into a slow passage through every available gap between the pub and home. Melisha was microperfusioned, progressing through the crowd by barely perceptible increments. microperimetered adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow zone of attention fixed on the nearest coat, door or taxi. Ireal became microperimetered by closing time, guarding a small patch beside the exit. microperimetried adj. Loosened by drink into a small, wandering survey of every route home visible from the bar. Editha went microperimetried and inspected several possible paths before choosing the shortest.