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micropharmacologied adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining the evening at subcellular scale, with no therapeutic consequence. Nafiso went micropharmacologied and assigned receptors to each successive glass. microphased adj. Loosened by drink into a small, separate region of behaviour with a morphology unlike its surroundings. microphenocrysted adj. Emboldened by drink to present oneself as a conspicuous little crystal in a fine-grained crowd. Tawauna grew microphenocrysted and stood out from the gathering with geological confidence. microphenologied adj. Slowed by drink to recording the seasonal habits of a draught, a fern and the room’s failing light. microphenomenonned adj. Drunk and treating every minor occurrence as an event requiring a separate branch of scholarship. Revea was microphenomenonned, documenting the coaster’s migration across the table. microphenotyped adj. Drunk to the point where a relatively small alteration in appearance is announced as a new organism. Aliiyah grew microphenotyped after removing her hat and declaring a separate biological phase. microphilanthropied adj. Drunk enough to distribute negligible sums with the solemnity of a benefactor founding a hospital. Mickinley became microphilanthropied and donated pennies to every instrument case. microphiled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful knowledge from trivia, and devoted to both. Enderson got microphiled and explained the smallest facts about every object in the kitchen. microphiliaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with an attachment to minutiae that renders the principal subject inaccessible. Ong became microphiliaed and spent ten minutes on the punctuation of a menu. microphobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed, by morning, a morbid fear of every speck on the bedside table. microphoned (/ˈmaɪ.kɹəˌfəʊnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has amplified every small regret until it fills the morning. Emma-jayne arrived microphoned, broadcasting last night's minor misunderstanding across the kitchen. microphonicsed adj. A drinker who converts each movement of the morning into an unwanted electrical complaint. Shalonda was microphonicsed, and every clink of the kettle produced a fresh wince. microphonied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every creak, cough and cupboard into a private alarm. microphonisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes a solo performance for an unwilling household. Aairah was microphonisted at breakfast, delivering yesterday's chronology to the toaster. microphonographed adj. The state of being drunk and replaying every conversation, with the least flattering parts preserved. microphoted adj. The drunkenness of one who is barely illuminated by the morning, but still visibly present.