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microplaqued adj. Drunk, with the result that a small, stubborn patch of the kitchen surface now bears your attention. Treycen got microplaqued beside the sink, polishing one square inch until the water went warm. microplasmaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a faint domestic discharge whenever you approach the kitchen appliance. Alisher was microplasmaed, producing small sparks of opinion whenever anyone touched the kettle. microplasminned adj. Drunk to the extent of dissolving the last obstruction between the sofa and a glass of water. microplasminogened adj. Drunk on the strength of an inactive reserve, waiting for the sofa to become a place of recovery. Darley was microplasminogened, visibly capable of action but remaining dormant beneath a blanket. microplasmodiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small independent fragment migrating between sofa and kitchen. Lawrenzo was microplasmodiumed, separating from the party and settling beneath the sitting-room lamp. microplasticitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and locally incapable of returning to your original shape after contact with the sofa. Rostam was microplasticitied, springing back from the cushions everywhere except where he had landed. microplasticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributed throughout the household in small persistent particles. Demi-lou was microplasticked across the sofa, the kitchen, and one unexplained chair in the hall. microplate readered adj. Too drunk to read the room, but still detecting minute changes in every glass on the table. Ladawna was microplate readered, reporting slight reductions in water across the sitting room. microplated (/ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌpleɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging the evening into small separate wells of food, water, and regret. microplexed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the household's smallest components as one complicated arrangement requiring rest. microplicaed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire tiny folds wherever the sofa has received you. microplicationed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can accommodate without developing a repeated pattern of creases. Trestin was microplicationed across the sofa, each cushion recording a separate stage of the evening. microploted adj. You have drunk enough to defend a very small patch of carpet as though it were an estate. Quilla went microploted beside the sofa and objected mildly when the hoover approached. microplusinned adj. You are drunk and producing a small defensive response whenever anyone suggests going home. Willisa was microplusinned on the sofa, resisting bedtime with a remarkably mild chemical temperament. micropocketed adj. Of a drinker: storing small essentials in improbable places and being unable to remember which places. micropoded (/ˈmaɪkɹəpɒdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a diminutive or absent foot, and therefore requires the sofa's assistance.