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micropoemed adj. A drinker who compresses every request into a very short verse, usually concerning water. micropoetried adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening is expressed in brief poems about cushions and hydration. micropointed adj. The state of being drunk and focused upon one microscopically small point, usually somewhere near the sofa. Castulo was micropointed at a crumb on the carpet and would not permit anyone to remove it. micropolaritied adj. Drunk beyond neutrality, with every conversation and staircase acquiring a definite opposing direction. micropolicied adj. Drunk to the extent of drafting a separate rule for every disputed round at the bar. Georgie-marie got micropolicied and insisted crisps required a licensing arrangement. micropolishered adj. Drunk on the strength of a finish so fine that every pint glass requires further attention. micropolitanned (/ˌmaɪkɹəˈpɒlɪtn̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like the entire pub has become a small but significant civic centre. micropoliticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and trading favours across the pub without admitting to any objective. micropollutanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and toxic to conversation in concentrations too small to detect at first. micropolygonned adj. Still drunk, and occupying a very small, sharply defined patch of the bar. micropolygyriaed adj. Too drunk to keep a straight line of thought, producing numerous small turns before reaching the bar. Luuk went micropolygyriaed and took four convoluted routes to the lavatory. micropolyhedronned adj. Drunk enough to present several equally firm angles whenever addressed. Jalanie became micropolyhedronned and turned slightly for each new question. micropolymered adj. Having drunk enough to become a minute, durable particle of pub material, difficult to remove from the counter. micropolymorphismed adj. Having drunk more than one shape can reasonably accommodate, yet changing form whenever the landlord approaches. Melverine became micropolymorphismed, appearing alternately seated, leaning and nearly horizontal. micropolyphonied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct several dense conversations at different tempos, none sharing a subject. micropooled adj. You are drunk and settled in a shallow patch beneath the surrounding level of proceedings. Firdavs became micropooled beneath the table, still contributing to the conversation.