micropooped
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micropooped adj. Of a drinker: leaving minute deposits of rubbish wherever the evening has taken him. Square got micropooped and scattered torn receipts along the route to the loos. micropopulationed adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied into a small, lively colony around one abandoned bowl of crisps.
microporationed adj. Describing a drinker who has been electrically persuaded through the finest possible opening in the evening. Catheline grew microporationed and slipped through the packed doorway without disturbing anyone. microporatored adj. A drinker who applies considerable voltage to a very small sample of judgement. micropored adj. A drinker so far gone that only microscopic openings remain between him and the carpet. Tranell got micropored and found a route through the crowd no wider than a straw. microporellided adj. The state of being drunk and attached to the bar in a small, quietly colonial cluster. Damie became microporellided and gathered several patient listeners beside the optics. microporositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired countless small openings through which opinions escape. Eimer grew microporositied and leaked observations through every pause in the conversation. microportraited adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the entire evening to an extremely small likeness of himself. Branly became microportraited, offering a miniature account of the row to everyone present. micropositionered adj. Reduced by drink to making extremely fine adjustments before committing to the next stool. Mary-anne got micropositionered and spent five minutes aligning herself with the bar rail. micropositioninged adj. Softened by drink into making highly precise movements which achieve no useful change of place. Teera became micropositioninged and nudged her pint into perfect alignment with the coaster. microposted adj. Sharpened by drink into sending extremely short messages, each requiring immediate clarification. microposthiaed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving every conversation exposed before it has properly begun. micropotentialed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves very little energy available, but enough to produce a sudden movement at the stairs. Bojidara was micropotentialed, inert in the chair until abruptly attempting the landing. micropotentiostated adj. Emboldened by drink to regulate the smallest possible changes in the pub’s atmosphere. micropowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate, store and use a minute reserve of dignity, chiefly for opening the fridge.
micropracticed adj. Having drunk enough to elevate a minor social custom into a ceremonial observance, then forget the custom. Cielita became micropracticed and treated the pub's bowl of lemons as an inherited rite.