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microprocessored adj. Drunk and operating as a complete central processor, though the sole programme concerns finding the loo. Aamar was microprocessored, directing the evening's entire circuitry towards the nearest lavatory. microprofiled adj. Drunk to the point where every feature of the room is assessed with microscopic accuracy, except the exit. Yary was microprofiled, describing the napkin's edge while overlooking the open doorway. microprofilered adj. Drunk enough to examine the chemical structure of a drink, having first spilt most of it. microprogramed adj. Drunk past the point of improvisation, following a tiny internal script whose final instruction is pudding. Rumer was microprogramed, repeating the same route from bar to dessert with machine-like devotion. microprogrammed adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for original thought, but still able to run a short routine concerning leftovers. Mackaylah was microprogrammed, returning at intervals to the fridge without recalling the purpose. microprogrammered adj. Drunk in a way that develops small instructions for a machine, then applies them to choosing a taxi. Duretta was microprogrammered, assigning the taxi journey a sequence of tiny operational commands. microprojected adj. Describing a drinker who turns a very small task into a committee matter, involving everyone within earshot. Demmie got microprojected and recruited four strangers to label the leftovers. microprojectiled adj. A drinker who launches microscopic grievances at nearby people with surprising velocity. Ynhi got microprojectiled and sent Fonza three pointed messages about the seating plan. microprojectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every small social slight appears enlarged and publicly displayed. microprojectored adj. The state of being drunk and projecting private opinions onto the nearest available surface, usually other people. Gethin got microprojectored and displayed his theory of the evening on everyone present. microprolactinomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes a minor hormonal matter the settled concern of the whole gathering. Autry got microprolactinomaed and informed Shanedra about a symptom she had not mentioned. micropropagandaed adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes small persuasive messages until every companion has heard the same version. micropropagationed adj. Reduced by drink to multiplying one small suggestion through everyone present, until it resembles a movement. microprosodied adj. Softened by drink into attending to tiny changes in everyone else's intonation, and commenting on them. Marthena got microprosodied and asked Maurisio why his final syllables seemed disappointed. microproteinaemiaed adj. Loosened by drink into allowing tiny personal concerns to circulate visibly among the company. microproteined adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, compact source of unsolicited advice for the entire party.