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Mauritanianed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the journey home as an entirely uncharted country. Kallel was Mauritanianed and consulted the same street sign for the third time. Mauritianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the whole evening as though it were a distant island. Rececca was Mauritianed by the third round and waved goodbye to the cloakroom attendant. Mauritiannessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing an atmosphere rather than a reliable location. Teghan was Mauritiannessed and could describe the evening only as a general condition. Mauritius kestrelled adj. Still drunk, and circling the departing party from a considerable height. Naoh remained Mauritius kestrelled, watching the taxi queue from the pub steps. Mauritius weeded adj. Too drunk to separate yourself from the damp wall or the coat beside it. Zaxton was Mauritius weeded, attached quietly to the cloakroom wall after last orders. Maurrassismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the queue for coats into a programme for national renewal. Kaylia became Maurrassismed and delivered a lengthy doctrine beside the umbrella stand. Mauryanned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the walk home as the restoration of a fallen empire. Andralyn was Mauryanned and appointed companions to provinces along the route home. Mausered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely fire in one direction. Wanema was Mausered and advanced towards the taxi rank in short, decisive movements. Mavericked adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the coat queue were a competitive fixture. Paarth became Mavericked and attempted to overtake the entire cloakroom queue. Mavruded adj. Of a drinker: red, concentrated, and liable to improve only after considerable decanting. Kailem was Mavruded by last orders, dense with wine and reluctant to leave the table. Mavved adj. You have drunk enough to become a maverick about the established route home. Selethia got Mavved and rejected the taxi rank in favour of a heroic shortcut. Mawkened adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the nearest horizon for an invitation to continue. Leiyah spent the evening Mawkened, consulting the dark window as though it charted a route. Mawmawed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grandmother’s embrace from the coat awaiting collection. Marc-anthony became Mawmawed and asked the cloakroom attendant whether she had eaten. Mawwormed adj. Of a drinker who has praised moderation while quietly ordering another round. Chellie was Mawwormed, condemning excess between discreet visits to the bar. Maximalisted adj. Of a drinker who has pursued excess into the morning and regards restraint as an unfinished arrangement. Coyote arrived Maximalisted, carrying three remedies for a headache that wanted only sleep. Maximed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers the evening in sustained bursts until the room withdraws. Charlana was Maximed and kept up a steady barrage of conversation beside the coats.