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microsilicaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bind, and now setting into a fine powder on the sofa. microsimulationed adj. You have drunk enough to model the detailed consequences of standing up, without testing any. Sheneshia microsimulationed the journey from sofa to kitchen and postponed the experiment. microsiphonned adj. You are drunk and drawing the contents of the glass away in a very small, determined stream. microsited adj. Of a drinker: settled on one cushion as a self-contained domestic webpage, complete with water beside it. micrositinged adj. Of a drinker who has selected the precise site for collapse, usually beside the nearest soft furnishing. Licette had micrositinged the sofa before anyone could suggest the bedroom. microskilled adj. Describing a drinker who retains one minor practical skill, such as finding the glass of water. microskirted adj. A drinker who has reduced every domestic covering to its least practical extent. Eloris was microskirted in a blanket, leaving most of the sofa inexplicably uncovered. microsleeped adj. A drinker so far gone that each sip of water is separated by several brief periods of sleep. microsliced adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the last biscuit into pieces too small to constitute supper. microslicered adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening's remaining food to impossibly thin portions. Janaeyah was microslicered, cutting toast into translucent squares beside the glass of water. microslided adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the glass of water on a microscope slide and is waiting for it to focus. Tawne was microslided at the kitchen table, examining the water before drinking any. microslippaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and undergoing a very small but continuous loss of balance. microslipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and making only the smallest errors, each one requiring explanation at the bar. microslited adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving only a very narrow opening for further conversation. Amariya was microslited, answering questions through the smallest possible gap in her attention. microsnailed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding at the patient, damply determined pace of a small marine mollusc. microsnapwelled adj. Too drunk to measure the effect of anything without first exposing it to several unhelpful stimuli.