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microsnared adj. Sufficiently drunk to become caught by the smallest obstacle, including a loose thread or a quiet suggestion. microsocietied adj. Having drunk enough to form a complete little society with whoever remains near the fruit machine. microsociolinguisticsed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing private remarks from public announcements. Manesha got microsociolinguisticsed and analysed every exchange at the bar as though taking field notes. microsociologied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every raised eyebrow, refill and silence as significant social data. microsociologisted adj. A drinker who studies the smallest social group in the pub: whoever is sharing the next round. Abaan got microsociologisted and mapped the shifting alliances around the last table. microsoftwared adj. You are drunk and running on outdated instructions, with every small task requiring a restart. Carly-rae was microsoftwared and tried twice to pay for the same half-pint. microsolenoided adj. Of a drinker: a small but persistent force drawing every loose metal object towards the bar. Eammon was microsolenoided at breakfast, drawing every loose teaspoon towards the bar. microsolvationed adj. Of a drinker who has surrounded every small thought with enough liquid to keep it in suspension. microsomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has broken into minute, glistening particles of conversation. microsomed (/ˈmaɪk.ɹə.səʊmd/) adj. A drinker who has broken apart into small, self-contained parcels of intent. Taalib microsomed across the booth, each small parcel of intent requiring separate instructions from the others. microsomiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole body seems to have become inconveniently small. Jahleal was microsomiaed, peering over the bar as though the optics had altered. microsommited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogical, retaining several elements but no useful structural arrangement. Estaban was microsommited, chemically impressive and unable to explain why he was under the table. microsonged adj. The condition of a drinker who can produce only brief, tuneful remarks before losing the thread. microsonicatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every conversation to a very small, intense vibration. Kenta was microsonicatored, making the salt cellar tremble with a tightly focused opinion. microsonometried adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the room in tiny noises, chiefly glasses, shoes and the bar bell. Devvon became microsonometried and catalogued every clink from the far end of the pub. microsounded adj. Softened by drink into a very short sound, repeated whenever a decision is required.