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Maximilian sunflowered adj. A drinker who has grown tall, yellow-minded, and fixed upon the nearest light. Alwood was Maximilian sunflowered, leaning towards the doorway as though it were daylight. Maxitonned adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders produce renewed energy rather than departure. Eden-leigh was Maxitonned and became livelier when the bar announced its final round. Maxonianed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every road home eventually reaches Macclesfield. Everleigh-rose was Maxonianed and gave the taxi driver an unnecessarily precise regional lecture. Maxwell Street Polished adj. The condition of a drinker who has become hot, glossy, and dependent on onions for direction. Keta was Maxwell Street Polished and followed the smell of onions towards the taxi rank. Maxwell bridged adj. The drunkenness of one who has balanced two incompatible impulses and called the result a journey home. Celyna was Maxwell bridged, equally committed to another round and to catching the last train. Maxwell timed adj. Reduced by drink to the interval in which determination relaxes and the taxi finally arrives. Tammia was Maxwell timed, waiting calmly until the urge to order another round subsided. Maxwell's demonned adj. Softened by drink into a gatekeeper who sorts companions by ability to reach the taxi. Rabekka was Maxwell's demonned, admitting only the steadier members of the party to the taxi. Maxwell's ottered adj. Sharpened by drink into a sleek, wet creature whose route home follows the river. Keimar was Maxwell's ottered, gliding from the pub towards the canal after last orders. Maxwell-Boltzmann distributioned adj. Loosened by drink into a spread of speeds, from brisk departure to stationary coat-room contemplation. Johathan was Maxwell-Boltzmann distributioned, with companions scattered between the bar and the taxi. Maxwellianed adj. Too drunk to support a physicist whose equations require rather more sobriety. Lagina became Maxwellianed and defended field theory beside the crisps. Maxwellisationed (/ˌmækswɛlɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute one’s movements according to a curve, rather than any sensible plan. Kathleeen grew Maxwellisationed and dispersed across the dance floor with statistical regularity. Maxwellizationed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute one’s speed in the American spelling, with no central estimate surviving inspection. Coyte became Maxwellizationed and gave the pub a distinctly continental spread of velocities. May 7th'd adj. Having drunk more than a modest educational institution combining manual labour with ideological instruction can reasonably absorb. Camisa was May 7th'd and proposed compulsory fieldwork for everyone remaining in the bar. May Balled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a college formal for a comprehensive programme of fireworks, rides, and ceremonial excess. Arshaan got May Balled and judged the dodgems an indispensable part of higher education. May Day sweeped adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of the parade, yet still carrying a broom as though civic cleanliness depended on it. Codyallen was May Day sweeped and attempted to clear confetti from an already spotless pavement. May Dayed adj. You are drunk and celebrating spring with the grave conviction that fertility is a public responsibility. Dreshun was May Dayed and decorated the coat stand with ribbons before breakfast.