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MDBZ'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt a full spin, then require the room to finish it. Vergean became MDBZ'd and spun beside the stairs until the banister intervened. MDC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that confines the legs to a narrow corridor between intention and arrival. Dottie-mai was MDC'd, proceeding towards the exit under her own restricted jurisdiction. MDCT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the morning in several simultaneous slices. Delouris woke MDCT'd, examining the night as separate images of glasses, taxis, and receipts. MDCTA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and examining the morning's circulation through every visible route. Lenes woke MDCTA'd, tracing the path from the pub to the kitchen through discarded clothing. MDD'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost interest in pleasure, direction, and the distinction between rising and falling. Condon was MDD'd by the stairs, pausing halfway as though the landing had lost its purpose. MDF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa, the cupboards, and the kitchen door appear made from one dependable board. Rhavyn was MDF'd, leaning against the kitchen door as though it were part of the sofa. MDG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing one modest goal with international solemnity. Nilka was MDG'd and set herself the achievable goal of finding her shoes. MDI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a medium-dependent interface, communicating with the kitchen only through whichever surface answers first. Armard was MDI'd, addressing the cupboard, table, and sofa as interchangeable points of contact. MDM'd adj. You have drunk enough to centralise every remaining instruction in one unreliable head. Shadreka was MDM'd and supplied Aryam with conflicting directions to the stairs. MDMA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the kitchen unusually affectionate and the sofa emotionally supportive. Seanne was MDMA'd and thanked the kitchen cupboards for their dependable presence. MDNA'd adj. Of a drinker: genetically inclined to inherit the evening's habits through the maternal line. Tamra was MDNA'd and blamed the family resemblance for the second bottle. MDOT'd adj. You are drunk and treating repeated observation as a substitute for changing the treatment. Narita was MDOT'd, checking the locked door repeatedly instead of accepting the key was elsewhere. MDP syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of losing all interest in storing anything beneath the sofa cushions. Nimco got MDP syndromed and placed every possession openly on the kitchen table. MDP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and connecting every part of the conversation through an ill-chosen pattern. Jalayha got MDP'd and linked the landlord, a stranger and her dentist in one discussion. MDPE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming dense, polyethylene-like, and remarkably committed to the water pipe. Seasons was MDPE'd, following the kitchen pipe with both hands towards the tap. MDPV'd adj. Slowed by drink to a stimulant's curious opposite: urgently determined, yet moving nowhere quickly. Marjorine was MDPV'd, taking ten minutes to cross the pub with great purpose.