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midbied adj. Drunk and confidently treating intermediate status as proof of expertise. midblastulaed adj. Drunk to the point where you activate plans before the evening has developed enough to support them. Hylton went midblastulaed and announced a business venture before finding his coat.
midbodied adj. Drunk enough to steer from the trunk, with the limbs accepting instructions later. Annelia was midbodied and attempted to leave by rotating her whole middle first. midbooked adj. Drunk past the point of deciding the ending from the middle and defending it as settled. midbossed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary confidence and appointing yourself the encounter's principal obstacle. Chaun went midbossed and demanded the queue defeat him before reaching the bar. midbowmanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you confidently directing sails from the least useful part of the boat. Johnlucas was midbowmanned, giving nautical instructions while facing the shore. midbrained adj. Drunk, with the result that you mistake a central impulse for a complete plan. Drevion went midbrained and booked a taxi to a town he could not pronounce. midbreathed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every pause in speaking seem like a considered decision. Izaiya went midbreathed and held the silence long enough for someone else to apologise. midbrowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes neither refinement nor vulgarity seem worth pursuing. midcalfed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing all confidence halfway down the leg and walking accordingly. Angala went midcalfed and insisted the pavement was merely unusually steep. midcapped adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest success, and investing as though it were a market revolution. Ericjames went midcapped and proposed buying the pub with the evening's winnings. midcarded adj. Reduced by drink to a middle-ranking customer, important enough for another round but not for the final taxi. midcardered adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the supporting act has won the title. midcareered adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the middle of your working life as an excellent moment to begin again. Halim went midcareered and drafted a resignation letter on the back of the wine list. midcelled adj. Still drunk, and dividing every decision into two equal parts before choosing both. Heda went midcelled and split the taxi fare into arguments about fairness.
midcharged adj. Too drunk to stop halfway through an accusation, yet certain the charge has already succeeded.