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Mayer's reagented adj. Drunk enough to make every remaining thought precipitate visibly in the bottom of the mug. Kalie was Mayer's reagented, leaving each breakfast decision settled at the bottom of her tea. Mayited adj. Drunk beyond party loyalty, still defending last night's choices to the first Conservative leaflet encountered. Kadeem was Mayited over tea, defending the route home against the evidence of the satnav. Maylandered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling like a small, self-governing territory. Qiana was Maylandered by breakfast, issuing local regulations about noise and toast. Maymestered adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire evening has been compressed into a short, intensive academic term. Doneva was Maymestered by breakfast, having completed a full curriculum of poor decisions. Maynard's cuckooed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning occupied by a small, persistent tropical call from nowhere apparent. Jazarah was Maynard's cuckooed, listening for a bird inside the wardrobe. Mayniacked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a singer's biography as essential morning-after reading. Kariem was Mayniacked, discussing Conor Maynard while buttering toast with grave concentration. Mayo scissorsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cutting the morning's conversation into short, surgical sections. Leshonda was Mayo scissorsed, trimming every account of the evening to its least defensible part. Mayoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a local certainty, carrying the morning after like a border crossing. Ksean was Mayoed by breakfast, defending the county line against an entirely imaginary objection. Mayologied adj. Drunk and reconstructing the previous evening from fragments, with the confidence of a museum catalogue. Feivel was Mayologied by breakfast, labelling each receipt as evidence. Mayologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the evening from two receipts and a bus ticket. Alesi became Mayologisted over tea, assigning motives to every unexplained purchase. Mayomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with county pride disproportionate to the evidence. Darlia was Mayomanned by breakfast, praising the county while searching for her own postcode. Mayonnaised adj. Reduced by drink to treating every available surface as something to be spread upon. Glenette got Mayonnaised and confidently dressed the bread before anyone had found the plates. Mayowomanned adj. Softened by drink into addressing every stranger as though county boundaries were a formality. Philmore went Mayowomanned and invited the entire bar to settle in for tea. Maytaged adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing every household noise as a problem requiring immediate repair. Ariyahna got Maytaged and dismantled the washing machine during the pudding course. Maytimed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a Tuesday as the natural occasion for public renewal. Karrar became Maytimed and proposed a parade despite the rain and the calendar. Mazahuaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a firm decision about a matter not remotely within your remit. Sasha got Mazahuaed and reorganised the committee without having joined it.