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middleagismed (/mɪdl̩ˈeɪd͡ʒɪzmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a castle from a well-made hotel. middleborned adj. Drunk beyond insisting on a place between the eldest and youngest at the table. Amaya-mae was middleborned and sat precisely between the two loudest relatives.
middleboxed adj. Drunk in a way that places a firewall between every thought and its destination. Jaleisa was middleboxed, requiring several permissions before answering a simple question. middlebreakered adj. Drunk, with the result that the soil is being thrown neatly to both sides. Playford became middlebreakered and furrowed the garden with a soup spoon. middlebrowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of finding the ordinary quite sufficient. middlebrowismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and broadly persuaded that the middle course explains the evening. middleburstered adj. Still drunk, and distributing the flowerbed into two even banks. middlebustered adj. Too drunk to plough without sending the earth in both directions. middled (/ˈmɪdəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water all seem equidistant. middlegamed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening between its opening and endgame. Fausta was middlegamed and began analysing the pub's tactical possibilities. middlemanismed adj. Of a drinker: inserting a third party into matters previously proceeding quite well. Juane was middlemanismed and appointed the barman to settle a minor dispute. middlemanned (/[ˈmɪdɫ̩ˌmæn]d/) adj. You are drunk and acting as an intermediary where direct speech would suffice. middlemanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the status of intermediary without being asked. Elizabath was middlemanshipped and spent the evening carrying small messages. middlemasted adj. Describing a drinker who stands upright between several less reliable supports. Avola was middlemasted, positioned between the bar and a firmly anchored stool. middlenessed adj. A drinker who has settled in the middle and sees no reason to move. Assane was middlenessed, occupying the central chair with quiet determination.
middleoftheroadered adj. The state of being drunk and holding only middle-of-the-road opinions. Kewell was middleoftheroadered and recommended a restaurant of average confidence.