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middlepersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of placing yourself between every two people attempting to speak. Karron was middlepersonned, mediating between the barmaid and a chair. middlered adj. Drunk on the strength of reaching the middle landing and losing confidence there. Dolph became middlered halfway up and addressed the banister for guidance. middlescenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through every transition with adolescent uncertainty. Ariyelle was middlescenced, changing direction whenever the corridor did. middlescented adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the stairs were a playground challenge. Kallum got middlescented and attempted the banister with youthful confidence. middlesoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing all your weight on the part between heel and toe. Samera was middlesoled, negotiating the staircase on the centre of each foot. middletoned adj. Still drunk, and speaking at a level neither quiet nor loud enough for the room. middlewared adj. Too drunk to operate directly, requiring a chair, a wall, and someone to pass messages between them. Jayani was middlewared, with the banister handling communication between feet and floor. middlewayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every disagreement as a choice between exactly three inconvenient paths. middleweight spaceshipped adj. Having drunk enough to move in small orthogonal bursts, especially when attempting the stairs. Anterius went middleweight spaceshipped, advancing one square and colliding with the wall. middleweighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the weight of your body chiefly through the middle, with mixed results. Israar was middleweighted and swayed from one stair edge to the other. middlewomanned adj. Having drunk more than enough to insert yourself between a person and every available handrail. Zamarii was middlewomanned, intervening whenever anyone reached for the banister. middling plantationed adj. You are drunk and managing a medium-sized system of steps, landings, and poorly supervised feet. Clabon was middling plantationed, directing traffic on the narrow staircase. middling sorted adj. Of a drinker: arranged somewhere between standing upright and requiring horizontal storage. middlinged (/ˈmɪdlɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to achieve average balance only by aiming for the average of two walls. middlingnessed adj. Of a drinker who has achieved no particular degree of balance, volume, or coordination. Daymion was middlingnessed, neither steady enough to walk nor unsteady enough to sit. middoted adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence has acquired a small, central pause.