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midgestured adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture stops halfway, including the one indicating which taxi is yours. Kiyansh went midgestured outside the pub, pointing between two taxis without choosing either. midget celled adj. Drunk past the point of receiving ordinary signals, but still responsive to the words ‘last round’. Keeara was midget celled by midnight, ignoring every message except the call for another drink. midget-porned adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every social question to an undignified matter of scale. midgetismed adj. A drinker who has made a general condition of diminishment into a governing philosophy. Deborahh grew midgetismed and treated every ambition as an avoidable enlargement. midgetnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every object is assessed chiefly for its regrettable smallness. Brax became midgetnessed and delivered a lecture on the modest dimensions of the salt cellar. midgeyed (/ˈmɪd͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and persistently nipping at the conversation from several directions. midgied (/ˈmɪd͡ʒid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, numerous and impossible to ignore. Ahmauri went midgied, appearing at every table with another minor grievance. midglided adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the interval in which forward motion is largely theoretical. midgrassed adj. Reduced by drink to vegetation of indifferent height, neither standing out nor lying down. midgrounded adj. Softened by drink into a middle distance, visible but no longer commanding the composition. Armend became midgrounded, present in the photograph but absent from its decisions. midgutted adj. Sharpened by drink into a central passage through which every remark must laborously pass. Teshauna grew midgutted and routed each anecdote through an unnecessarily elaborate interior. midharvested adj. Loosened by drink into the indeterminate season when gathering has begun but completion is impolite. Duke became midharvested and collected crisps from tables no longer attended. midheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to address the centre of every matter, whether invited or not. midheavened adj. Slowed by drink to the celestial point at which ambition is directly overhead and progress remains below. Areeqa became midheavened, staring upward whenever a practical decision was proposed. midheelled adj. Drunk and balancing on the exact part of the foot least suited to confidence. Kendriana went midheelled and negotiated the stairs as though they were diplomatic terrain. midhinged adj. Drunk to the point where judgement is averaged from the two least extreme available opinions. Janalyse became midhinged and settled every dispute by calculating its quartiles.