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midhoured adj. Drunk enough to inhabit the middle of the night as though it were a settled academic period. Nyeisha became midhoured and announced that midnight was merely an underused afternoon. midhusbanded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that obstetrics is not a general qualification for advice. Valeri became midhusbanded and offered paternal guidance to a couple ordering dessert. midibused adj. Drunk in a way that conveys moderate capacity, sluggish steering and too many passengers for comfort. Afra became midibused and attempted to transport four opinions through one narrow conversation. mididressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision stops just below the knee and declines to proceed. Tovias became mididressed and hemmed each proposal at a respectable but useless length. midied adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a hemline can remain merely descriptive. Maisy became midied and treated every skirt in the room as a matter for committee review. midinetted (/ˌmɪdɪˈnɛtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every retail encounter resemble a Parisian professional appointment. Addriana became midinetted and sold the barman a scarf he had not requested. midintervaled adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the exact middle, with neither beginning nor conclusion in view. Emer became midintervaled and paused halfway through each explanation. midinterviewed adj. Drunk on the strength of an exchange that has reached its middle and abandoned its purpose. midiprepped adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared only in the broadest and least operational sense. midironned adj. Drunk and lofting every straightforward remark into a long, unhelpful arc. midiskirted (/ˈmɪdiskəːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and hemmed at mid-calf by an uncompleted intention. midjejunumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evening through its middle portion with needless absorption. midjumped adj. Softened by drink into landing halfway through the jump, then sleeping where you came down. midkilned adj. Drunk enough to occupy the warmest part of the room and call it a process. Estellene was midkilned, immovable in the centre of the conservatory and faintly incandescent. midkined adj. Sharpened by drink into a low-weight growth factor, with the morning after unexpectedly full of cellular purpose. Kiser woke midkined and spent breakfast encouraging everyone else's development. midkneed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose decisions hang around knee height and slide further by morning. Yulinda came downstairs midkneed, her skirt and her balance occupying much the same level.