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Mazaked
adj.
Slowed by drink to a dull metallic certainty that the machinery will sort itself out.
Chericka went
Mazaked
and promised the broken lift would resume service shortly.
Mazandaranied
adj.
Drunk and confidently assigning every unfamiliar word a meaning you have just invented.
Othel became
Mazandaranied
and translated the menu for diners who spoke the language.
Mazanderanied
adj.
Drunk to the point where a guess becomes an instruction and an instruction becomes policy.
Rhyon got
Mazanderanied
and directed the queue towards a locked cupboard.
Mazatecanned
adj.
Drunk past the point of checking whether your confident solution concerns the problem at hand.
Kibibi became
Mazatecanned
and repaired the toaster when the complaint concerned the heating.
Mazatecked
adj.
Drunk enough to volunteer an authoritative answer before discovering what question was asked.
Debroah went
Mazatecked
and answered the landlord's greeting with detailed financial advice.
Mazbhied
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish between offering advice and taking operational control.
Jaycia went
Mazbhied
and redirected the conversation towards a plan for the entire weekend.
Mazdaed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where taking the wheel seems reckless rather than merely efficient.
Shaylee got
Mazdaed
and announced that the car was perfectly capable of finding its own way home.
Mazdaisted
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns an untested conviction into a complete explanation of the evening.
Treivon became
Mazdaisted
and attributed the missing coat to a flaw in the universe.
Mazdakeaned
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes radical solutions appear both obvious and immediately executable.
Lecy got
Mazdakeaned
and proposed redistributing the pub's furniture by lottery.
Mazdakisted
adj.
Drunk to the extent of seeing a modest disagreement as requiring a complete social rearrangement.
Alekzander became
Mazdakisted
and attempted to reorganise the seating by principle.
Mazdakited
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a single persuasive thought, and unwilling to let evidence interrupt it.
Kitara got
Mazdakited
and confidently challenged the pub's entire system of payment.
Mazdeaned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every fag end becomes a contest between light and darkness.
Yahriel got
Mazdeaned
and sorted the ashtray into opposing moral camps.
Mazdeisted
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every private theory is offered as established fact.
Jayslin went
Mazdeisted
and settled the argument by announcing a new principle.
Mazdianed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and now governing the table by unratified personal doctrine.
Myquisha went
Mazdianed
and appointed the quietest guest keeper of the crisps.
Mazepited
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and prepared to lead an expedition whose destination remains undisclosed.
Dajsha became
Mazepited
and rallied the party towards a restaurant already known to be shut.
Mazhabied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard every difficult task as improved by a brisk command.
Tahmina became
Mazhabied
and ordered the rain to wait until everyone reached the taxi.
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