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midnighted (/[ˈmɪd̚naɪt]d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the middle of the night from the moment for a bold administrative decision. midnited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the middle of the night as the natural time for confident amendments. Latoya became midnited and rewrote the household rules at one o'clock. midnooned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the afternoon as though the kitchen clock had stopped at twelve. midnucleoided adj. Too drunk to leave the centre of the room, where the conversation has gathered around you. Keedra stood midnucleoided between the sofa and coffee table, holding an empty tumbler. midnuptial agreemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to negotiate ownership of the sofa, the kettle, and the remaining biscuits during marriage. Bentleigh got midnuptial agreemented and divided the kitchen equipment with Jackelin. midoceaned adj. Having drunk enough to be stranded far from shore, with only a glass of water for company. Ifraz was midoceaned on the sofa, too distant from the kitchen to fetch water. midodrined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and requiring a glass of water to restore domestic balance. midorbited adj. You have drunk enough to circle the sofa repeatedly without reaching either the kitchen or bed. midostaurinned adj. You are drunk and treating the domestic aftermath as a condition requiring experimental treatment. Tydon was midostaurinned, proposing toast as a clinical intervention. midpacked adj. Of a drinker: occupying the sofa’s middle, with cushions and household traffic arranged around you. midpaged adj. Of a drinker who has reached the middle of a page and forgotten both the beginning and the book. Jahongir was midpaged on the sofa, holding the same novel open for an hour. midpalated adj. Describing a drinker who pauses between tasting the wine and swallowing, usually while staring at the sink. Arval was midpalated over a glass of water, considering it with unnecessary seriousness. midparented adj. A drinker who resembles the average of two relatives, especially in the shared habit of falling asleep on sofas. Katryna was midparented between the armchairs, snoring with equal family resemblance. midparted adj. A drinker so far gone that the middle of the room has become a complete domestic destination. Shareese was midparted beside the coffee table, insisting the kitchen was elsewhere. midpassaged adj. The state of being drunk and halfway through the journey from the sofa to the glass of water. Alane was midpassaged when the hallway became unexpectedly longer. midpelvised adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled at the sofa’s lowest point and cannot rise without assistance. Flame was midpelvised beneath the cushions, requesting water from the floor.