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midshippersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a non-specific naval trainee, chiefly in matters of biscuit allocation. Ortha was midshippersonned and divided the snacks according to an imaginary watch system. midshipwomanned adj. Drunk on the strength of having appointed oneself to a naval post and found the kitchen adequately nautical. midshocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and lingering at the midpoint between surprise, recovery, and asking for chips. midshooted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the unfinished filming as an occasion for a lie-down. midshoted adj. Drunk by closing time, and appearing in the photograph only as a blurred civic presence. Edra was midshoted, captured beside the cake with the solemnity of a monument. midsided adj. Still drunk, and positioned halfway along the side of something, usually the queue for the lavatory. Iven was midsided in the lavatory queue, while everyone behind him reconsidered their evening. midsixtiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into reminding everyone present what music was better in the middle years of the 1960s. Nichele became mid-sixtiesed and corrected the playlist without being asked. midsized adj. Emboldened by drink to take the middle road home, despite having forgotten where the road begins. midsliced adj. Loosened by drink into treating the person between two sandwiches as an additional filling. Lashae got midsliced and tried to include Jordanalexander in the buffet arrangement. midslided adj. Emboldened by drink to join an argument already sliding downhill, precisely halfway through its decline. Athanasios arrived midslided and supplied the argument's missing, unhelpful middle. midsloped adj. Slowed by drink to remain halfway up the hill while everyone else continued without you. Adaija was midsloped beside the footpath, offering directions to people passing her. midsoled adj. Drunk and absorbing the impact of every conversation, leaving companions to provide the actual support. midsoloed adj. Drunk to the point where every interruption is treated as accompaniment to your private performance. midsonged adj. Drunk enough to interrupt the song, forget the interruption, and rejoin at an unrelated chorus. midspaced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which middle space belongs to you and which belongs to everyone else. midspanned adj. Drunk beyond the point where either end of the table can claim responsibility for you. Jemekia was midspanned across the bench, inconveniencing both ends equally.