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midtendonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become structurally supportive but only in the middle. Jeilene was midtendonned and held the table at its least useful point. midterm breaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and observing a private recess halfway through every sentence. Symere went midterm breaked and paused on the stairs for an unscheduled examination period. midterm electioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and counting each attempt to stand as a separate vote. Tijanae became midterm electioned before reaching the staircase, losing narrowly to the banister. midtermed (/ˈmɪdˌtɚmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the evening for an examination halfway through term. Xea became midtermed and revised the drinks menu before ordering chips. midtested adj. Still drunk, and attempting the stairs as though each landing were an assessment. Frans went midtested on the first flight and revised his approach at every step. midthighed adj. Too drunk to coordinate the legs beyond the middle of either upper limb. Luseane went midthighed and negotiated the stairs one uncertain knee at a time. midthoughted adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose the thread of a thought halfway through delivering it. Jaeshawn went midthoughted halfway up the stairs and forgot both the destination and the question. midtibiaed adj. Having drunk enough to steer by the lower legs of an insect, with predictable results. Mellina became midtibiaed and tested every stair with one cautious shin. midtimed adj. Having drunk more than half the evening, and arriving at its centre without knowing which way next. Edricka went midtimed on the staircase, turning round halfway up for no stated reason. midtiraded adj. You have drunk enough to lose the argument halfway through the speech and continue descending vocally. midtoned adj. You are drunk and speaking neither loudly nor quietly enough to be understood. Sacia went midtoned on the stairs, maintaining precisely the volume least useful to listeners. midtowned adj. Of a drinker: balanced between the upper and lower parts of the city, and between two rails of thought. midtownered adj. Of a drinker who has occupied the middle of the stairs and declined both directions. Desmon became midtownered on the landing, requiring traffic to pass carefully on either side. midtracked adj. A drinker who reaches the middle of a song and cannot locate the remainder. midtribulationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs become a temporary apocalypse, survived only halfway through. Luvine went midtribulationismed on the staircase and awaited deliverance beside the umbrella stand. midtribulationisted adj. Emboldened by drink to reserve judgement on the evening until halfway through its difficulties.