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milaged adj. Drunk to a degree that the distance travelled by everyone else becomes your responsibility. Glenise got milaged and calculated Maybelin's route home on a beer mat. milagroed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary expectations, and carrying a small charm against the consequences. milahed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small movement seem like a formal stage of proceedings. Jazzman became milahed and treated removing his coat as a ceremony requiring witnesses. milamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the dream and the pub have become equally convincing. Marizza got milamed and asked whether the dartboard was part of the dream. milamelined adj. Drunk to a degree that every ordinary sensation has acquired several competing interpretations. milanesaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thinly spread, thoroughly coated, and best approached with cutlery. Jaricka got milanesaed and required breadcrumbs, gravy and assistance back to her seat. milarited adj. The state of being drunk and hexagonally inclined, with several elements present and none of them useful. Mariea became milarited and attempted to classify the crisps by their constituent elements. milatuzumabed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a highly specific response to every small ailment in the room. Tymiere grew milatuzumabed and prescribed a targeted treatment for Quaashie's missing coaster. milbemycinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has fermented into a medicinal product, but remains chiefly useful at the bar. Markala became milbemycinned and offered therapeutic advice from beside the fruit machine. milbloged adj. Drunk to the point where every stage of the evening is reported as a campaign dispatch. milbloggered adj. Softened by drink into a service member who publishes tactical updates, chiefly concerning snacks. milblogginged adj. Loosened by drink into the continual publication of military dispatches, each ending with a request for chips. Jazaniah was milblogginged and posted hourly accounts of the advancing hunger. milch camelled adj. Drunk past the point of requiring water in anything smaller than a substantial household supply. Addylan was milch camelled after breakfast, drinking from the largest jug available. milch cowed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard oneself as a reliable source of refreshment, despite being unable to pour it. milchemet chovahed adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a divinely mandated campaign at walking pace, eventually reaching the taxi rank. milchemet mitzvahed adj. Drunk and conducting a compulsory campaign, though the appointed enemy is usually a stubborn chair.