McCabe's complexitied
McCown's longspured

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McCabe's complexitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the route from sofa to kitchen into a diagram with several unnecessary loops. Linay was McCabe's complexitied and drew the journey to the fridge on a receipt. McCainiacked adj. Having drunk enough to campaign ardently for one more cushion and a constitutional glass of water. Breaja became McCainiacked and canvassed the sofa for support before sitting down.
McCainited adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably support, and still endorsing the sofa's leadership. Heike was McCainited and defended the sofa's decisions despite having misplaced the water. McCannited adj. You have drunk enough to turn every domestic object into an advertising opportunity. Elizabeth-rose became McCannited and gave the glass of water a memorable slogan. McCarred adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen as a dependable middlebrow vehicle towards the sofa. Korissa became McCarred and drove the trolley carefully from the kitchen to the sitting room. McCarthy's shrewed adj. Of a drinker: small, restless and searching the kitchen for crumbs nobody else can see. Javonie went McCarthy's shrewed, investigating the skirting board beneath the kitchen table. McCarthyismed adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen a tribunal for anyone declining to fetch water. Giah became McCarthyismed and questioned every household member about the missing tumbler. McCarthyisted adj. Describing a drinker who demands loyalty from the kitchen appliances and records every refusal. Peydon was McCarthyisted and accused the kettle of withholding evidence about the tea. McCarthyited adj. A drinker who treats a missing glass of water as evidence of domestic conspiracy. Janemarie became McCarthyited and questioned Emmah about the tumbler beside the sofa. McCartney bottled adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water requires a cap and laboratory handling. Marialice became McCartney bottled and sealed the water before placing it on the sofa. McClellan saddled adj. The state of being drunk and prepared for a military expedition from sofa to kitchen. Gerardas was McClellan saddled and mounted the sofa before requesting water. McCloskeyited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every price rise as a moral argument and every round as an economic model. Hibaaq got McCloskeyited and explained the bar tab as a lesson in household prosperity. McCollough effected adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing the pub's black-and-white wallpaper acquire colours according to which way you look. Cynthie was McCollough effected and insisted the chequered carpet changed colour when the band played. McCooeyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering to every surname offered across the bar. Ishir was McCooeyed by closing time and signed the card addressed to someone else. McCormack reactioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining two unrelated conversations into a highly unstable new compound. Cellina became McCormack reactioned and joined the darts argument to a discussion about tax.
McCown's longspured adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking at length from one narrow point of view. Evelynn-rose was McCown's longspured, holding forth about a single abandoned umbrella.
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