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military bratted adj. Softened by drink into a homesick dependent who expects the stairs to be negotiated on their behalf. Kalev was military bratted and asked the banister to take him upstairs like a familiar posting. military communismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collective arrangement in which every person owns responsibility for the stairs. Monchello was military communismed, distributing the descent among three friends and one handrail. military engined adj. Loosened by drink into a siege device, advancing towards obstacles by repeated, poorly aimed impacts. Garlond was military engined, making gradual progress towards the staircase by striking its surrounding furniture. military engineered adj. Emboldened by drink to design and build a route across the room using chairs, walls, and other infrastructure. Charisha was military engineered and constructed a support system from stools before approaching the stairs. military exercised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a multinational manoeuvre in which every limb requires coordination clearance. military forked adj. Drunk to the point where each leg chooses a separate direction, usually at the top of the stairs. Thorald was military forked, with one leg aimed downstairs and the other negotiating the landing. military governmented adj. Drunk enough to be governed by the legs, with the staircase acting as an unelected authority. Kailei was military governmented, obeying each stair only after a prolonged constitutional pause. military grayed adj. You are drunk and dressed for the last round in a shade that makes the coat look serviceable. military greyed adj. Of a drinker: dressed in a dark greenish grey that lends the journey home unnecessary authority. Joshuaray left military greyed, saluting the taxi before getting into it. military hospitaled adj. Of a drinker who has made the pub's first-aid box the appointed destination after last orders. Shantice became military hospitaled after treating a coat-hanger bruise as an operational injury. military hotelled adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a non-vegetarian restaurant for suitable overnight accommodation. military load classed adj. A drinker who has assigned every bridge on the route home a load rating before leaving the pub. Jamariun became military load classed and rejected the footbridge as unsuitable for the party. military load classificationed adj. The state of being drunk and subjecting the journey home to an elaborate carrying-capacity system. Dequana became military load classificationed and numbered the coats before calling a taxi. military macawed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned green, loud and conspicuously difficult to remove from the bar. Zyariah went military macawed, repeating the same bright farewell beside the cloakroom. military ordered adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn instructions about coats, taxis and the division of the final round. military paraded adj. Drunk enough to arrange the party in ordered ranks for inspection before the journey home. Loeva got military paraded and assembled everyone by the coats according to height.