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milk knotted
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every minor obstruction becomes a firm and consequential decision.
Jalyssa got
milk knotted
and refused to move the chair blocking the doorway.
milk legged
adj.
Drunk to the extent of moving with swollen certainty and very little useful direction.
Nichael went
milk legged
and attempted the stairs by a route known only to him.
milk lined
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a visible plan running parallel to the one actually being followed.
Elliyana got
milk lined
and insisted the two queues were both hers.
milk makered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and producing nourishment of doubtful origin for everyone nearby.
milk mirrored
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and displaying a decorative badge of allegiance in an unexpected place.
milk monitored
adj.
Still drunk, and supervising refreshments with the grave authority of an appointed school official.
Alayah went
milk monitored
and rationed the remaining crisps by imaginary year group.
milk mooned
adj.
Too drunk to recognise May's full moon without first consulting the pub's bathroom light.
milk mothered
adj.
Softened by drink into a substitute parent, dispensing comfort and unsolicited nourishment to the entire bar.
milk moustached
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to wear the evidence of a deep, creamy mouthful as facial decoration.
milk mustached
adj.
Having drunk enough to acquire a pale upper-lip mark and defend it as deliberate styling.
Raymont got
milk mustached
and rejected a napkin as incompatible with the look.
milk of amnesiaed
adj.
Having drunk more than memory can accommodate, with the remainder administered by confidence alone.
milk of human kindnessed
adj.
You have drunk enough to offer compassion indiscriminately, including to furniture and closed umbrellas.
Apollos got
milk of human kindnessed
and apologised to the chair after bumping it.
milk of limed
adj.
You are drunk and treating every questionable idea as though it were a useful chemical solution.
Derico got
milk of limed
and proposed settling the argument with a measuring jug.
milk of magnesiaed
adj.
Of a drinker: convinced that every social difficulty can be dissolved by one more glass and a confident explanation.
Tivona got
milk of magnesiaed
and prescribed another round for the awkward silence.
milk of rosesed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a pink complexion and generous intentions for evidence of sound judgement.
Aericka got
milk of rosesed
and offered unsolicited beauty advice to the barman.
milk panned
adj.
Describing a drinker who approaches each decision carefully, then pours it straight onto the floor.
Ezrae got
milk panned
and handled the gravy boat with unnecessary professional assurance.
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