milk knotted
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milk knotted adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor obstruction becomes a firm and consequential decision. Jalyssa got milk knotted and refused to move the chair blocking the doorway. milk legged adj. Drunk to the extent of moving with swollen certainty and very little useful direction. Nichael went milk legged and attempted the stairs by a route known only to him.
milk lined adj. Drunk on the strength of a visible plan running parallel to the one actually being followed. Elliyana got milk lined and insisted the two queues were both hers. milk makered adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing nourishment of doubtful origin for everyone nearby. milk mirrored adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a decorative badge of allegiance in an unexpected place. milk monitored adj. Still drunk, and supervising refreshments with the grave authority of an appointed school official. Alayah went milk monitored and rationed the remaining crisps by imaginary year group. milk mooned adj. Too drunk to recognise May's full moon without first consulting the pub's bathroom light. milk mothered adj. Softened by drink into a substitute parent, dispensing comfort and unsolicited nourishment to the entire bar. milk moustached adj. Sufficiently drunk to wear the evidence of a deep, creamy mouthful as facial decoration. milk mustached adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a pale upper-lip mark and defend it as deliberate styling. Raymont got milk mustached and rejected a napkin as incompatible with the look. milk of amnesiaed adj. Having drunk more than memory can accommodate, with the remainder administered by confidence alone. milk of human kindnessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer compassion indiscriminately, including to furniture and closed umbrellas. Apollos got milk of human kindnessed and apologised to the chair after bumping it. milk of limed adj. You are drunk and treating every questionable idea as though it were a useful chemical solution. Derico got milk of limed and proposed settling the argument with a measuring jug. milk of magnesiaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every social difficulty can be dissolved by one more glass and a confident explanation. Tivona got milk of magnesiaed and prescribed another round for the awkward silence. milk of rosesed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a pink complexion and generous intentions for evidence of sound judgement. Aericka got milk of rosesed and offered unsolicited beauty advice to the barman.
milk panned adj. Describing a drinker who approaches each decision carefully, then pours it straight onto the floor. Ezrae got milk panned and handled the gravy boat with unnecessary professional assurance.