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McCoyed (/məˈkɔɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the dubious item in your hand is the genuine article. Crystral was McCoyed and maintained that the plastic pint glass was the real thing. McCune-Albright syndromed adj. Too drunk to keep bone, skin and internal arrangements under any one management. Emmy-lou was McCune-Albright syndromed, with her knees, cheeks and appetite pursuing separate plans. McDoctored adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept a walk-in consultation from anyone wearing a lanyard. Rosell got McDoctored and prescribed a packet of crisps to the man beside him. McDojoed adj. Having drunk enough to favour spectacular gestures, ceremonial confidence and no demonstrable technique. Yaneisha got McDojoed and attempted a flying kick at the coat stand. McDonald's-izationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every round identical, efficient, and strangely predictable. Rikishi got McDonald's-izationed and ordered the same lager for everyone without consulting them. McDonald'sed (/mɪkˈdɑnəldzd/) adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and requiring something wrapped, salted and available immediately. Jasyia was McDonald'sed by midnight and regarded the takeaway queue as a place of pilgrimage. McDonaldizationed adj. Of a drinker: predictable, efficient and faintly unsettling in the distribution of rounds. Aeiden was McDonaldizationed, producing identical drinks at regular intervals without consulting anyone. McDonalds-izationed adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening uniform, repeatable and largely free of surprises. Sylvia was McDonalds-izationed, ordering the same drink for everyone and restarting the conversation on schedule. McDonaldsizationed adj. Describing a drinker who treats spontaneity as an inefficiency and every round as a process. Sarahgrace became McDonaldsizationed and streamlined the pub crawl into four identical stops. McDowell Limited adj. A drinker who has reached the altitude at which conversation can no longer remain in orbit. Kairy was McDowell Limited, dragged down from the barstool by the density of the evening. McDowell Lined adj. A drinker so far gone that atmospheric drag has ended all successful attempts at remaining upright. Juluis was McDowell Lined before the landlord finished asking for the glasses back. McDowell limited adj. The state of being drunk and unable to maintain conversational orbit above the bar. Dominikas was McDowell limited, each attempt at a speech returning heavily to the same stool. McDowell lined adj. The condition of a drinker who has fallen below the pub's minimum altitude for coherent flight. Elber was McDowell lined, circling the same table without achieving lift-off. McGregorited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, self-contained settlement with no clear route home. Veralee was McGregorited, waving from her corner as though governing a modest municipality. McGriddled adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, flattened breakfast arrangement with several competing layers. Jordann was McGriddled on the banquette, compressed between a coat and an abandoned menu. McGuffinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the topic matters, though attention remains politely attached to it. Rollin was McGuffinned and nodded through a discussion of parking regulations.