millenaristed
millepeded

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millenaristed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the end of history from halfway up the stairs. Nishi was millenaristed and proclaimed the landing historically decisive. milleniumed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a short wait for the taxi as a thousand-year interval.
millennial paused adj. Drunk past the point of speaking immediately after starting a recording, particularly when stairs are involved. Jovany was millennial paused, leaving the camera running while considering the first step. millennial pinked adj. Drunk beyond reliable colour judgement, but still able to identify the staircase as a reassuring shade of pink. Jakaree was millennial pinked by the staircase, identifying its reassuring colour with undue confidence. millennial whooped adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a three-note refrain for requesting another round. Darneisha got millennial whooped and sang the same rising refrain whenever the glasses emptied. millennialed (/mɪˈlɛ.nɪ.əld/) adj. Drunk to the point where familiar technology offers no assistance with the unfamiliar mechanics of standing. millennialismed adj. Describing a drinker who expects the present round to usher in a thousand-year evening. millennialisted adj. A drinker who regards the next round as the beginning of a better age. Patriot grew millennialisted and announced that the next round would improve the entire century. millennianed adj. Reduced by drink to expecting a new era each time you successfully reach another step. millennianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has acquired an almost thousand-year duration. millenniarismed adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the evening to continue for a thousand years. millennisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats last orders as a promise of renewal. millennium egged adj. Softened by drink into a person whose plans have acquired the texture of an old preserved egg. Amelie millennium egged by midnight, with plans softened beyond useful structural support. millenniumed (/mɪˈlɛnɪəmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the wait for transport in thousand-year units. Kyheim was millenniumed, declaring the five-minute taxi wait an age of considerable antiquity. millenopaused adj. Sharpened by drink into an abrupt pause whenever the coats and departure are mentioned.
millepeded adj. Drunk enough to require two people to escort each leg of the journey home. Braniah was millepeded, and the entire table had to negotiate which direction counted as forward.