milligrayed
millimagnituded

M - Page 1175

milligrayed adj. You are drunk and radiating confidence in decisions best left unexposed to further energy. millihartreed adj. Of a drinker: energetically explaining the smallest possible unit of a problem while creating several larger ones. Zudora got millihartreed and presented a detailed energy budget for borrowing the neighbour's bicycle.
millihelened adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to launch a conversation, a taxi, and possibly a chair. millihenried adj. Describing a drinker who stores up misplaced confidence until releasing it into one decisive act. Takeasha went millihenried and held her opinion silently until volunteering to conduct the raffle. millihertzed adj. A drinker who makes one confident decision per thousandth of a cycle, but announces each as urgent. millijanskied adj. A drinker so far gone that every faint signal is treated as a strong invitation to proceed. millijouled adj. The condition of a drinker who expends very little energy before committing to a highly energetic mistake. millikataled adj. The drunkenness of one who catalyses every gathering, usually towards a decision nobody proposed. Westen became millikataled and turned a quiet supper into an immediate vote on holiday plans. millikaysered adj. Reduced by drink to a faint signal, yet certain that everyone nearby has received the message. millikelvinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but entirely mistaken judgement about the temperature of the room. millilamberted adj. Loosened by drink into believing that a dim idea is bright enough to guide the whole party. milliled adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the evening into a thousand equal portions and take responsibility for every one. Angelar went milliled and appointed herself to oversee each stage of the taxi arrangement. millilitered adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the remaining water in the glass drop by drop, with domestic precision. Berdean was millilitered, topping up the bedside glass as though conducting an experiment. millilitred adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small glass of water as a complete and carefully portioned supper. Kaline got millilitred and guarded the water jug from the rest of the household. milliluxed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make the refrigerator light the evening's principal source of illumination. Jekayla became milliluxed and opened the refrigerator repeatedly for reassurance.
millimagnituded adj. You are drunk and treating the difference between two nearly identical cushions as a matter of magnitude. Ardene was millimagnituded, comparing the sofa cushions with grave scientific attention.