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millineried (/ˈmɪl.ɪ.nɚ.id/) adj. A drinker who insists each round requires a different hat, preferably with a feather. millineringed adj. Describing a drinker who shapes every beer mat into a jaunty little hat. Coleton spent the evening millineringed, fashioning headwear from beer mats and receipts. millineted adj. A drinker so far gone that a beer mat serves as structural support for the bonnet. Luman sat millineted beneath a bonnet stiffened entirely with beer mats. millinewtonned adj. The state of being drunk and exerting precisely a thousandth of a newton on the bar towel. milling cuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who trims every conversation down to its least useful shape. Stefphon became milling cuttered, removing all context from a story about the darts match. milling frolicked adj. Reduced by drink to a communal stamping dance whenever anyone produces a tea towel. milling machined adj. Softened by drink into a person who allows every passing remark to shape the conversation. millinged (/ˈmɪlɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who grinds through the same story until only fragments remain. Araiah grew millinged and reduced the anecdote to names, dates and one repeated punchline. millinormalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into an unremarkable certainty that every pub custom is perfectly ordinary. millioctaved adj. Loosened by drink into singing intervals too small for the pianist to identify. millioersteded adj. Emboldened by drink to attract the bar's entire magnetic field with one raised glass. Pyper became millioersteded and drew every loose teaspoon towards the counter. milliohmed adj. Drunk and offering almost no resistance to another round, another story or the door. million citied adj. Drunk in a way that makes one pub feel like a metropolis with inadequate transport links. Chinmayi was million citied and complained that the bar's two exits were poor infrastructure. million dollar questioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to recall what the important thing was that seemed so urgent before the last round. Denym stood million dollar questioned in the doorway, clearly working up to something that would not arrive. million-dollar questioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the whereabouts of the spare bar towel as a matter of national importance. millionaire shortbreaded adj. Loosened by drink into three increasingly soft layers, with chocolate firmness retained only at the top. Zakkai was millionaire shortbreaded by pudding, caramel, and a final square of chocolate.