millionaire's friesed
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millionaire's friesed adj. Emboldened by drink to garnish ordinary chips with truffle, cheese, and the confidence of a boardroom. millionaire's saladed adj. Slowed by drink to the stately sway of a palm tree, while attempting to cross the garden. Sheon went millionaire's saladed beside the buffet, gently waving at nobody.
millionaired (/ˌmɪl.i.əˈnɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into treating a fortune as a cushion and the pavement as an acceptable bed. millionairedomed adj. Drunk and presiding over a private realm whose treasury consists of loose change and half a sandwich. Paetyn became millionairedomed and declared the corner table an independent state. millionairehooded adj. Drunk to the point where solvency becomes a condition of posture, speech, and misplaced confidence. millionaireshipped adj. Drunk enough to regard personal wealth as a navigable vessel, though the voyage ends at the kebab shop. Cahlin was millionaireshipped, giving financial advice from the back of a taxi. millionairessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing inherited elegance from a borrowed handbag and an unsteady entrance. millionairismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary arithmetic, with every small purchase acquiring the dignity of a major acquisition. John-patrick was millionairismed and bought everyone a round, then borrowed the fare home. millionenniumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one million years seem a reasonable interval before ordering another drink. millionerded adj. Drunk, with the result that technical wealth is explained at length to someone guarding the coat rack. Shuwanda became millionerded and diagrammed cryptocurrency on a beer mat. millionfished adj. Drunk to a degree that produces the bright, darting persistence of a small aquarium inhabitant. millionheired adj. Drunk to the extent of awaiting an inheritance from circumstances that have never made such a promise. millionheiressed adj. Drunk on the strength of an inheritance not yet received, but already allocated to taxis and pudding. millionismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the table by wealth imagined rather than wealth possessed. millionisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a prosperous gentleman whose estate is the smoking area.
millionnaired adj. Sharpened by drink into an archaic plutocrat, intent on settling the bill in sovereigns.