McWagesed
Meccaed

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McWagesed adj. A drinker so far gone that every favour is priced below dignity and presented to whoever is nearest. Cadem was McWagesed, offering to carry six coats for the change at the bottom of a glass. McWorded adj. The state of being drunk and describing every person, object and opinion with a shallow branded compound. Kenidi got McWorded and called the quiet corner a McConversation zone.
McWorkered adj. The condition of a drinker who continues serving everyone long after the shift has plainly ended. Varish became McWorkered and took drink orders from guests at his own birthday table. McWorlded adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the same loud hospitality available to every country in the room. Leron got McWorlded and attempted to franchise the family’s sitting room before midnight. Mcritted adj. Reduced by drink to the speed at which one part of the conversation breaks the sound barrier. Danielius became Mcritted and made the toast before anyone had put down their glasses. Mdewakantonned adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable presence who lets every conversation pass without resistance. Jamaine was Mdewakantonned and nodded through Thurlow’s account of an entirely ordinary bus journey. Mdewakantonwanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who corrects every minor distinction and loses the room by doing so. Baer became Mdewakantonwanned and corrected Tennesha’s seating plan three times. MeFited adj. Loosened by drink into a participant who treats every passing remark as a public discussion thread. Camry got MeFited and invited the whole table to comment on a disagreement about umbrellas. MeV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a million small explanations, each one heard by everyone nearby. Montrelle got MeV'd and explained the same charge to three strangers at the bar. Meadows rowed adj. Emboldened by drink to haul the heaviest object present while recruiting spectators to supervise the technique. Denziel became Meadows rowed and moved the garden bench, despite Dirl’s repeated objections. Mealy machined adj. Drunk and changing behaviour whenever either the company or the immediate question changes. Macs became Mealy machined, cheerful with Liane and solemn with anyone asking about the taxi. Means grassed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation spreads sideways and takes root in unsuitable ground. Zahri got Means grassed and carried the original complaint through three unrelated conversations. Meares-Irlen syndromed adj. Drunk enough to find the room visually disagreeable and to make this everyone else’s lighting problem. Amanda became Meares-Irlen syndromed and rearranged the lamps while Cashton apologised to the host. Mearns quailed adj. Drunk past the point of appearing formidable, retreating whenever anyone else approaches the conversation. Dumitrita was Mearns quailed and surrendered the disputed chair without being asked. Mec Arted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, communicating through transferred images, gestures and whatever surface is available. Adlie became Mec Arted and silkscreened an explanation of the taxi fare onto a napkin.
Meccaed (/ˈmɛkəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes one particular pub seem indispensable to everyone within hearing. Cherika got Meccaed and directed strangers towards the establishment as though pilgrimage were expected.
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