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mincingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of affected daintiness, with every gesture made unnecessarily precious. Verenis was mincingnessed, lifting a pork scratching as though it required delicate table manners. mind bleached adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's embarrassing conversation has been professionally removed. Ackley was mind bleached and remembered only the pub carpet and half a song. mind bogglered adj. Drunk on the strength of failing to understand why the door marked ‘toilets’ leads to toilets. Sylvonia was mind bogglered by the pub’s plainly labelled corridor. mind breaked adj. Drunk to a degree that rational thought has quietly left the premises. Briell was mind breaked, attempting to negotiate with the fruit machine about its personal feelings. mind candied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding every harmless diversion more important than getting the last bus. mind controlled adj. Drunk on the strength of a suggestion from the barmaid, which is now directing all decisions. mind cured adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating optimism as a recognised remedy for every complaint. Izabell was mind cured, prescribing positive thoughts for the pub's broken fruit machine. mind erasered adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to retain either the cocktail or the reason for ordering it. Yared was mind erasered, regarding the empty tumbler as evidence of a missing chapter. mind fucked adj. Still drunk, and treating each companion's straightforward remark as a deliberate attempt at psychological interference. Malyki was mind fucked and accused Aleph of rearranging the conversation. mind gamed adj. Still drunk, and attempting psychological tactics on people who have already hidden the crisps. Rekiyah was mind gamed, pretending not to want the last packet while watching Loa closely. mind like a steel trapped adj. Too drunk to learn from anything, yet retaining each mistaken conclusion with admirable efficiency. Virgel was mind like a steel trapped, remembering the wrong bus number perfectly. mind mapped adj. Loosened by drink into a radial arrangement of unrelated thoughts around the urgent matter of chips. mind mappered adj. Slowed by drink to organise the evening into spokes, each leading eventually to the lavatory. mind melded adj. Drunk and convinced that another person’s vague agreement constitutes a profound meeting of intellects. Arveda became mind melded with the landlord over their shared dislike of the jukebox. mind over mattered adj. Drunk to the point where willpower is applied heroically to the physical problem of standing. Tequela went mind over mattered and attempted the stairs by force of philosophical conviction. mind palaced adj. Drunk enough to store each misplaced belonging in a different grand chamber, none of which can be revisited.