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mind raped adj. Drunk past the point of defending one’s thoughts, which are surrendered to whoever mentions kebabs most confidently. Gaynard was mind raped by the menu and accepted its suggestion of chips without resistance. mind readered adj. Still drunk, and confidently inferring from a raised eyebrow that everyone would like another round. mind readinged adj. Having drunk enough to detect what others are thinking, provided they are thinking about leaving. Serianna was mind readinged and announced that everyone wanted a taxi. mind rhymed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the important word unspoken, though everyone hears it as ‘chips’. Soledad was mind rhymed, leaving the important word unspoken while everyone heard ‘chips’. mind setted adj. You have drunk enough to adopt one opinion and furnish it with permanent habits. Jacki got mind setted about the correct route home and would not consult the map. mind shared adj. Describing a drinker who has given most available attention to one idea, usually borrowed. mind's eared (/maɪndz‿ˈɪəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that imagined music is heard clearly, particularly when the room is silent. Kiylee was mind's eared and requested a song no one else could hear. mind's eyed (/ˈmaɪndz ˌaɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a mental picture of the sofa more persuasive than the sofa itself. mind-blowingnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the ordinary revelation that the glass is empty genuinely astonishing. Lakaii was mind-blowingnessed by the discovery that the crisps had always been in the bowl. mind-bogglered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still regarding the bar’s closing procedure as a baffling intellectual event. mind-controlled adj. Drunk since last orders, and obeying the nearest confident voice without further consultation. Shayane was mind-controlled and followed Tyquashia towards the kebab shop without asking why. mind-fuckeried adj. Having drunk enough to confuse the table by calculated turns, without any obvious calculation remaining. Yehudah was mind-fuckeried and made Victora doubt which round they had just paid for. mind-muscle connectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and concentrating so intently on lifting a pint that the arm becomes a separate department. mind-numbingnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendered receptive to the soothing monotony of the fruit machine. mind-readered adj. Too drunk to ask what anyone means, and therefore certain to know. Kendral was mind-readered and answered a question that had not yet been asked. mind-readinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with uncertainty, and treating every glance as a request for chips. Kyliam was mind-readinged and distributed the remaining chips according to imagined preferences.