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mind-searchinged adj. You are drunk and conducting solemn introspection about who authorised the purchase of fluorescent chicken. Lemanuel was mind-searchinged, contemplating the moral significance of the empty takeaway box. mind-setted adj. You are drunk and thinking along a track laid down earlier in the evening. Jorji was mind-setted on buying crisps, despite already carrying two packets. mind-your-own-businessed adj. Of a drinker: rooted in one place, unexpectedly delicate, and shedding small tears by the window. mindbendered adj. Of a drinker who has encountered the evening’s final intellectual challenge: opening the front door. mindblindnessed adj. Drunk beyond guessing what anyone else is thinking, including the person plainly asking for a taxi. mindblowed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves everyone else explaining the same ordinary fact several times. Rogar was mindblowed, and Klever eventually labelled the door for him. mindblowered adj. Drunk, with the result that each companion must supply a fresh astonishment for the evening. minded (/maɪndd/) adj. Drunk beyond rational thought, but still confident that the next round is a sound deduction. mindednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker's particular mental attitude everyone else's administrative concern. mindered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring supervision, while attempting to supervise everyone else. Salam became mindered and appointed Avaliese keeper of the glasses. mindfiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete personal archive, which is then made available to the nearest stranger. Kaliesha was mindfiled and gave Leul a chronological account of every job she had held. mindflowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing the thought-process to run openly through every bystander. mindfooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and consuming conversation as though it were a substantial meal. Yaila was mindfooded and asked Isahiah to repeat the pub's least interesting anecdote. mindframed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to a mental attitude the company can no longer alter. mindfucked (/maɪnd.fʌkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish friendly confusion from a carefully staged assault on the understanding. Lorinza was mindfucked and demanded that Michaeljr explain the joke's hidden structure. mindfuckered adj. Sufficiently drunk to unsettle the company deliberately, then forget which explanation was the original. Leester was mindfuckered and gave Remika three conflicting accounts of the evening.