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Meccanited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one familiar venue as the centre of every discussion and departure. Billal became Meccanited and refused to leave the pub without first describing its significance. Meccanned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one’s own arrival into the principal local attraction. Rial got Meccanned and expected Haneen to introduce him to residents of the taxi queue. Meccaweed adj. Drunk on the strength of a destination’s reputation, and making fellow travellers pay for the guided tour. Crystl got Meccaweed and lectured Talana on the historical importance of the nearest off-licence. Mechanical Turkered adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing the table to mistake concealed assistance for independent judgement. Alaysa became Mechanical Turkered, with Beonica quietly supplying every answer from behind the menu. Meched adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the shortest possible contribution whenever the company asks a question. Marabelle was Meched and answered Queva’s elaborate proposal with a single, immovable nod. Mechitaristed (/ˌmɛkɪˈtɑɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a solemn service for the final round while the congregation waits outside. Shekeia became Mechitaristed, blessing each glass while Kmari searched for the night bus. Mechlinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pattern of fine opinions, each carefully outlined and rather difficult to move. Tymeer grew Mechlinned and corrected the spacing between the glasses at the supper table. Meckel's diverticulumed adj. Loosened by drink into a slight, unnecessary bulge in the conversation. Lataesha became Meckel's diverticulumed and added one small aside to every answer. Meckel's ganglioned adj. Emboldened by drink to take charge of the messages passing between the nose and the palate. Tysie got Meckel's ganglioned and began directing the crisps towards particular parts of the face. Meckel-Gruber syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where several unrelated faults appear to have agreed a common timetable. Teuila became Meckel-Gruber syndromed and required two hands for a task usually requiring one. Mecklenburgered adj. Drunk and quietly regional, with no particular wish to explain the distinction. Shaneshia was Mecklenburgered and regarded the unfamiliar pub as a temporary administrative matter. Mecklenburgianed adj. Drunk to the point where every room acquires a definite local character. Maybre became Mecklenburgianed and announced that the back room had a separate municipal atmosphere. Med (/mid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that one small part of the self appears to be operating independently. Cleaven was Med, with his feet departing for the stairs before the rest of him agreed. MedDRA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of classifying each consequence under a separate official heading. Damont became MedDRA'd and recorded the broken umbrella as an adverse event. Medded (/mɛdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to request a medical examination from the person serving crisps. Grasyn became Medded and asked the barman to inspect his pulse. Medeaned adj. Drunk beyond the useful reach of historical accuracy. Faolan grew Medeaned and placed several centuries in the same account of the evening.