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mineral wooled adj. Still drunk, and fibrous enough to absorb the conversation without releasing an answer. mineraled (/ˈmɪn.ə.ɹəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled into a hard, inert certainty that the bar is one's natural habitat. Sharalee was mineraled by the third round, fixed firmly beside the till despite repeated hints about closing. mineralisated adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, leaving a person progressively replaced by sediment. mineralisationed adj. You are drunk and gradually replacing the organic parts of conversation with harder, less useful matter. Shireen became mineralisationed and answered every question with a durable fragment of doctrine. mineralisered adj. Of a drinker who has combined with the surroundings and formed an unpromising conversational ore. Yaasmeen, mineralisered, alloyed herself with the brass rail and addressed it as a colleague. mineralisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a specimen from a thing one has merely found interesting. mineralitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the stern, dissolved character of spring water with opinions. Cellan grew mineralitied and recommended the tap as a restorative source. mineralizabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to appear readily convertible into a permanent residue of the evening. Semaje became mineralizabilitied after supper, with every gesture settling into permanence. mineralizated adj. You have drunk enough to become the settled, inorganic product of your own evening. Sheccid grew mineralizated before dessert and ceased responding to ordinary encouragement. mineralizationed adj. Of a drinker: progressively fossilised, with the evening’s softer faculties replaced by mineral certainty. Haleah was mineralizationed by midnight and defended the table as a geological formation. mineralizered adj. Describing a drinker who has combined with the company to form a durable, low-grade social ore. mineralled adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of whatever solid facts about the evening have survived the walk home. Amilia-rose was mineralled by closing time, retaining only the pub's name and one borrowed glove. mineralocorticoided adj. Drunk in a way that the morning begins with an urgent interest in salt and water. mineralocorticosteroided adj. Drunk to a degree that salt and water are the only morning-after matters admitting a clear principle. mineralogied (/ˌmɪnəˈralədʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still sorting the morning-after debris into mineral categories. Karmindy was mineralogied, separating salt, gravel and unidentified bathroom deposits before lunch. mineralogisted adj. Drunk to the extent of classifying the morning's headache by hardness, lustre and probable origin. Faelan awoke mineralogisted and identified the bathroom tiles before finding his shoes.