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mini cupped adj. Drunk enough to pour every large ambition into a small measure and insist the capacity is adequate. Zepha was mini cupped and proposed solving the tenancy dispute with one carefully measured drink. mini diggered adj. You are drunk and mistaking the kitchen floor for a building site, excavating beneath the sofa with a spoon. mini disketted adj. Drunk past the point of storing the evening coherently, with each memory liable to be overwritten by toast. mini excavatored adj. Of a drinker: turning the sitting room over in search of something buried beneath the cushions. mini floppied adj. Drunk, with the result that the body bends gently towards the nearest sofa cushion. Kinyada got mini floppied and folded beside the arm of the sofa. mini hi-fi systemed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the kitchen table an entertainment centre, complete with announcements between songs. Iyanla got mini hi-fi systemed and introduced each track before making tea. mini jobbed adj. Sharpened by drink into performing a small amount of employment while avoiding every obligation attached to it. Katarena went mini jobbed, polishing one glass and calling it a shift. mini mastiffed adj. Describing a drinker who has folded into the sofa, snoring with surprising authority. Dretha was mini mastiffed by midnight, occupying one cushion and guarding the remote. mini modded adj. Drunk to the extent of exercising limited authority over matters too trivial to require it. mini roundabouted adj. Drunk on the strength of one small round, and already circling the same conversation without indicating. mini rugbied adj. A drinker who advances across the kitchen in short bursts, with little room and no useful passing strategy. Avori went mini rugbied between the cooker and sink, carrying the water glass like a ball. mini skipped adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen bin as a hired container for every household difficulty. Vitas got mini skipped and tried to throw the unopened post into the kitchen bin. mini stroked adj. The condition of a drinker who briefly loses command of one arm while reaching for water. Rekisha went mini stroked beside the sofa and missed the glass by several inches. mini towered adj. The drunkenness of one who has built a small, upright computer case from cushions and insists it needs ventilation. Shylie got mini towered and arranged sofa cushions into a computer beside the radiator. mini-Palestined adj. Softened by drink into defending a smaller patch of territory, chiefly the sofa and the nearest blanket. Dancia got mini-Palestined and declared the left sofa cushion an independent household. mini-Trumped adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing household proclamations from the sofa, chiefly about cushions and heating. Jesli got mini-Trumped and announced a new kitchen policy concerning the kettle.