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mini-holded adj. The drunkenness of one who has served successfully once and now considers the game settled. mini-independent countried adj. Softened by drink into treating one small patch of carpet as sovereign territory, open chiefly to tourists. mini-jobbed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a tiny task, provided nobody mistakes it for regular employment. Garcia got mini-jobbed and agreed to fetch crisps, but only on an occasional basis. mini-languaged adj. Slowed by drink to communicating in a private, simplified code which seems perfectly clear to you. Gyna got mini-languaged and reduced every request to three solemn syllables. mini-lexiconned adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every household conversation to a handful of approved words. Thor got mini-lexiconned and used only six words while searching for the glass of water. mini-malled adj. Emboldened by drink to surf the pubâs crowded floor as though it were a short board. Shayanna went mini-malled across the snug and nearly surfed the settle. mini-manifestoed adj. Slowed by drink to issuing a brief programme for the pub, one point at a time. Briante became mini-manifestoed and spent an hour proposing reforms to the bar snacks. mini-marketed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small shopâs entire stock seem both essential and urgent. mini-marted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every nearby counter contains one final necessity. Kaliana got mini-marted and visited two late shops for a bottle opener nobody needed. mini-med (/ËmÉȘnimiËd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you recognise yourself in every small, badly behaved person at the bar. Travonn went mini-med and appointed a miniature double to finish his bitter. mini-microwaved adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the pie is warming or merely being observed at close range. Reason was mini-microwaved, waiting beside the snack oven for a pasty that was already hot. mini-mooned adj. Still drunk, and treating the short journey home as a honeymoon of considerable emotional significance. Samaire went mini-mooned from the pub to the taxi rank, holding hands with her handbag. mini-motoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a bar stool seems a perfectly serviceable small motorcycle. mini-nationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the snug acquires a flag, a border and a foreign policy. Kiahra went mini-nationed and declared the corner seat neutral territory. mini-paged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves only a narrow margin of attention around one large, persistent announcement. Laderrion got mini-paged, filling the conversation while leaving everyone else a thin border. mini-putted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every dropped coin and coaster as a miniature golf challenge. Zubaida became mini-putted and tapped a twenty-pence piece towards the fruit machine.