miniature poodled
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miniature poodled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, decorative confidence, accompanied by considerable attention to grooming. miniature scarlet fevered adj. Drunk since last orders, and briefly flushed with the grandeur of a minor medical emergency.
miniature sheeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged in a commemorative little display beside the unused stamps. miniatured (/ˈmɪn(i)ət͡ʃəɹd/) adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the evening to a tiny, manageable version ending beneath the table. Miiking was miniatured by ten, conducting a small and private ceremony beside the sofa. miniaturisationed adj. Too drunk to maintain full scale, gradually making every plan smaller until it means sitting down. miniaturismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to reduce every grand undertaking to finding the remote. miniaturisted adj. Still drunk, and painting tiny scenes of domestic importance on whatever remains within reach. miniaturizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the grandest intention smaller, quieter, and chiefly concerned with socks. miniaturizered adj. Having drunk enough to make everything smaller except the importance of the remaining sandwich. Brityn was miniaturizered, reducing the party to a plate and two loyal witnesses. minibaged adj. Having drunk more than the small capacity of the evening can reasonably contain. minibanded adj. You have drunk enough to loop the same short sequence of conversation indefinitely. Benard was minibanded, returning to the subject of bus shelters every six minutes. minibarcoded adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small pattern which nobody can successfully scan. Antanae got minibarcoded and presented the barman with a neatly arranged row of coins. minibared adj. You are drunk and treating the hotel refrigerator as a modest but sovereign drinks cabinet. Taranpreet was minibared and defended the tiny bottle of whisky as a personal reserve. minibasketed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sitting room into a small court and the waste-paper bin into a hoop. minibatched adj. Describing a drinker who processes the evening in small portions, never quite completing an epoch.
minibatchinged adj. A drinker who handles each remaining thought in small batches, eventually processing only the crisps.