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minichromosomed adj. Of a drinker who has become tightly wound, poorly organised, and difficult to separate from the banister. Rhonesha got minichromosomed and spent ten minutes arranging the coats by apparent genetic affinity. minicircled adj. Describing a drinker who goes round in small loops, deleting the middle of every sentence. minicircuitried adj. A drinker who connects everything to everything else, chiefly by leaning on it. Ajanthan became minicircuitried and used the banister, lamp, and waiter as one support system. minicistronned adj. A drinker so far gone that each short remark requires several attempts to decode. Milferd, minicistronned, asked for the stairs and received directions to the cloakroom. minicitied adj. The state of being drunk and equipped with every civic facility except reliable transport home. Marisue was minicitied, with a queue, a precinct, and no functioning route to bed. minicladed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered a small but mutually supportive group around the nearest wall. Morion grew minicladed beside the stairs, attended by three people and one folded coat. miniclimated adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a private weather system between the bar and the exit. Oshawn was miniclimated, alternating between bright confidence and sudden indoor fog. miniclimaxed adj. Reduced by drink to a minor climax at the bottom of three ordinary steps. Contrena miniclimaxed on the final stair and accepted the landing as a substantial achievement. miniclustered adj. Softened by drink into a small cluster of limbs, keys, and uncertain intentions. minicoated adj. Sharpened by drink into a very short-tempered shape, particularly when asked to use the handrail. minicollagened adj. Loosened by drink into short, flexible chains of movement with no obvious centre. minicollectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to assemble a small set of unrelated objects and call it luggage. minicolumned adj. Slowed by drink to a vertical stack of careful decisions, each one awaiting the next stair. Jerrian came minicolumned down the staircase, pausing at every step to consult his knees. minicolumnopathied adj. Drunk and displaying an atypical arrangement of balance, speech, and feet within the same body. Garrad was minicolumnopathied, with his words arriving upstairs after his legs had gone down. minicomed adj. Drunk to the point where messages are received, acknowledged, and answered several seconds later. Rithvik was minicomed on the stairs, replying to directions after reaching the wrong floor. minicomicked adj. Drunk enough to narrate each minor mishap in captions, panels, and a handmade moral. Banyan went minicomicked after missing the step, providing illustrations for the benefit of the landing.