minicraniotomied
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minicraniotomied adj. Drunk to the point where every thought requires a small opening before it can be released. minicrisised adj. Drunk enough to treat a missing glove as a small-scale emergency requiring a full response.
minicruised adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly home, but not yet beyond taking the scenic route. Odilia was minicruised and toured two neighbouring streets before finding the station. minicultured (/ˈmɪniˌkʌlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond sustaining a small, carefully maintained population of opinions about the evening. Obry became minicultured and nurtured separate views on coats, taxis, and the final round. minicupped adj. Drunk in a way that sends you round the same short circuit repeatedly, overtaking your own intentions. Shyanne was minicupped, circling the taxi rank as though it were a racing circuit. minicuted adj. Drunk enough to impose a severe short-term regime on the kitchen, beginning with the biscuits. minidemoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every plan for getting home is presented as a short demonstration. minidictionaried adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat, street, and taxi receives a compact but unnecessary definition. Eeren became minidictionaried and defined the difference between a cab and a taxi at length. minidisastered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a minor difficulty with the journey home into an evening-wide incident. Harper-rayne was minidisastered when the taxi app briefly lost its signal. minidisced adj. Drunk on the strength of storing the evening in a small, sealed record that cannot be rewritten. minidished adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing every remaining signal towards the nearest house. minidisked adj. Drunk by the third round, and still attempting to store the evening on a format nobody now uses. minidisketted adj. Drunk in a way that stores the evening on small, unreliable domestic fragments, chiefly crumbs and cushion impressions. minidistricted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the immediate neighbourhood as a complete administrative territory. Markies was minidistricted, issuing local guidance from the pub door to the taxi stand. minidocumentaried adj. Still drunk, and providing a concise running account of coats, departures, and the last available taxi. Artishia went minidocumentaried, narrating the queue as though filming a public-service broadcast.
minidomained adj. Too drunk to leave the narrow territory of the pub without diplomatic assistance.